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Everything you love(d) about Our Book of Scrap is ramped up times 10 if you click the pic below.


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Love, DCScrap

I am totally becoming a Scientologist

If you ever wanted to know about Scientology, Tom Cruise is here to help. And there's nothing crazy about it. Nothing at all. Ignore the fact that Cruise comes off as a complete lunatic. And be sure to watch this soon because the Scientologists have been having it taken down all over the Net today.

This hurts him more than it hurts me

Watch as this high school basketball player throws down a dunk, gets undercut, then lands on his dome. Hilarity ensues.



H/T: We are the Postmen

You wish you had this dog

All other dogs must now bow to this dog as it is the one and only Alpha dog.



H/T: Slam Dizzle

Igor Olshansky is an idiot

Yeah, I'm back. We'll see how it goes.

First up, we have Chargers defensive lineman Igor Olshansky, who said this about the Patriots: "Seriously, I mean, they're more worried than we are, I promise you. Believe me. They know what's up."

By they know what's up, does he mean the chances of them giving the Chargers the asswhooping they so deserve because of Phil Rivers' douchiness?



H/T: The Sporting Blog

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PROGRAM NOTE: LIVE-BLOG OF THE MAYWEATHER-HATTON FIGHT TONIGHT!

In case you have not heard, "The future of fight sport journalism(TM)," The Prophet, will be Live-Blogging the battle of the undefeateds, Floyd Mayweather, Jr. and Ricky "The Hitman" Hatton, right here tonight around 9pm EST. So spend your $50 on booze and pizza instead of sending it to your cable/satellite provider and enjoy the fight with us tonight!

Check it out over at EpicCarnival.com...

Operations Temporarily Suspended

Hey folks, I am going to have to take a little hiatus as my duties over at EpicCarnival.com are just eating up too much of my time to bring you the quality crap that you are used to seeing here. Please continue to visit Epic Carnival as I will be keeping up my usual quota of the stupid and the sexy over there for the time being.

And as my way of saying thanks for visiting lo these many times, here's how people on the Internet fool people much dumber than you and me into thinking they have just seen Scarlett Johansson naked. Enjoy the magic of Photoshop.



P.S. The Hottest Wife/Girlfriend in Sports Project will be moving over to E.C. I will update you here when that change takes place.

Toodles.

UPDATE: It's moved.

Me, Today

My apologies.

The Constant Variety Of Sports: 16.7% Well-Timed

Lance And Ashley Go Out For Date Number Two (ExpoSay)
Hollywood has a new odd couple.

Hingis says she's innocent after testing positive for cocaine at Wimbledon (AP)
Martina Hingis said Thursday she has been accused of testing positive for cocaine at Wimbledon, and then announced her retirement from professional tennis.

Coker, Bolden suspended (AP)
Tennessee tailback LaMarcus Coker and defensive tackle Demonte Bolden will miss the game against Louisiana-Lafayette on Saturday because of a violation of team rules.

Kitna regrets costume scrutiny (AP)
Jon Kitna and his wife dressed up as a naked man and a fast-food drive-through attendant at a teammate's Halloween party, depicting an embarrassing moment for one of the team's assistant coaches.

Tocchet's ban for role in illegal gambling ring extended (AP)
Rick Tocchet's role in an illegal gambling ring will keep him out of the NHL until at least next February.

China simulates terrorism attack ahead of Games (Reuters)
Security services have carried out an anti-terrorism drill at a key port outside the Chinese city of Shanghai to test preparedness ahead of the 2008 Beijing Olympics.

The Red Sox Really Overcame The Odds

Since we're on the subject of the Red Sox, we ran across this beautifully crafted retrospective of the Red Sox of 2007 and found it very interesting. It really is amazing that such an underdog team went on to become the World Series champions.

Jonathan Papelbon Visited Dave

Red Sox closer Jonathan Papelbon was on Letterman last night and was actually pretty dang entertaining. The Riverdance "I'm Shipping Up to Boston" by the Dropkick Murphys musical intro was a nice touch.