Who is the Hottest Wife/Girlfriend in Sports? (Updated)

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Mark another battle complete as our #18 seed Laura Cover, wife of Aaron Boone, pulled off the narrow upset of our #10 seed, wife of Brett Tomko, Julia.

The next two contestants to duel it out are our #9 seed, wife of Mike Piazza, Alicia Rickter, versus our #19 seed, girlfriend of new Chicago Bear Adam Archuleta, Jennifer Walcott. Which pretty young thing moves on to round three? That, my friend, is up to you!

UPDATE: We have removed Danielle Gamba from the tournament as it has been reported to us that she and Nick Swisher are no longer an item. If this is incorrect, please let us know. We think you will find her replacement to be verry worthy of Danielle's seeding (#21).

What's this all about?

As we all know, athletes are notorious for the trim they pull. But who has done the best? We have taken it upon ourselves to find out, dammit. We chose 31 48 beauties (with the help of our fine readers) and seeded them according to our tastes. Argue with the seedings all you want in the comments section, but somebody had to do it. If you don't like it, change their rankings by simply voting for your faves as we go through the tourney.

The seeds:
1) Ingrid Vandebosch (Jeff Gordon) Advanced to Round Two.
2) Gisele Bundchen (Tom Brady) Advanced to Round Two.
3) Elin Nordegren (Tiger Woods) Advanced to Round Two.
4) Ashley Judd (Dario Franchitti) Advanced to Round Two.
5) Willa Ford (Mike Modano) Advanced to Round Two.
6) Lisa Dergan (Scott Podsednik) Advanced to Round Two.
7) Jodi Ann Paterson (Michael Andretti) Advanced to Round Two.
8) Kim Kardashian (Reggie Bush) [TKO] Rd. 1: #41 C. Zucker 56% to 44%
9) Alicia Rickter (Mike Piazza) [TKO] Rd. 2: #19 J. Walcott 68% to 32%
10) Julia Tomko (Brett) [DEC] Rd. 2: #18 L. Cover 53% to 47%
11) Jennifer Scholle (James Blake) [DEC] Rd. 2: #17 C. DeCesare 51% to 49%
12) Carrie Underwood (Tony Romo) [TKO] Rd. 2: #16 E. Cuthbert 69% to 31%
13) Abigail Clancy (Peter Crouch) [TKO] Rd. 1: #36 L. Posada 59% to 41%
14) Bec Cartwright (Lleyton Hewitt) Advanced to Round Three.
15) Eva Longoria (Tony Parker) [DEC] Rd. 2: #14 B. Cartwright 51% to 49%
16) Elisha Cuthbert (Sean Avery) Advanced to Round Three.
17) Carmella DeCesare (Jeff Garcia) Advanced to Round Three.
18) Laura Cover (Aaron Boone) Advanced to Round Three.
19) Jennifer Walcott (Adam Archuleta) Advanced to Round Three.
20) Tamia Hill (Grant) [KO] Rd. 1: #29 A. Benson 78% to 22%
21) Gemma Atkinson (Cristiano Ronaldo) Substitute for DQ'd Danielle Gamba.
22) Victoria Beckham (David) [DEC] Rd. 1: #27 C. Tweedy 54% to 46%
23) Aleka Kamila (Peja Stojakovic) Advanced to Round Two.
24) Angie Harmon (Jason Sehorn) [TKO] Rd. 1: #25 C. Cameron 59% to 41%
25) Candace Cameron (Valeri Bure) Advanced to Round Two.
26) Melanie Slade (Theo Walcott) [DEC] Rd. 1: #23 A. Kamila 52% to 48%
27) Cheryl Tweedy (Ashley Cole) Advanced to Round Two.
28) Pilar Sanders (Deion) [KO] Rd. 1: #21 D. Gamba 89% to 11%
29) Anna Benson (Kris) Advanced to Round Two.
30) Amy Mickelson (Phil) [KO] Rd. 1: #19 J. Walcott 82% to 18%
31) Danielle Lloyd (Teddy Sheringham) [DEC] Rd. 1: #18 L. Cover 51% to 49%
32) Lisa Guerrero (Scott Erickson) [KO] Rd. 1: #17 C. DeCesare 78% to 22%
33) Heather Mitts (A.J. Feeley) [KO] Rd. 1: #16 E. Cuthbert 80% to 20%
34) Yeliz Okur (Mehmet) [KO] Rd. 1: #15 E. Longoria 75% to 25%
35) Vanessa Bryant (Kobe) [DEC] Rd. 1: #14 B. Cartwright 52% to 48%
36) Laura Posada (Jorge) Advanced to Round Two.
37) Millie De La Hoya (Oscar) [TKO] Rd. 1: #12 C. Underwood 68% to 32%
38) Heather Dickau (Dan) [TKO] Rd. 1: #11 J. Scholle 62% to 38%
39) Gabrielle Reece (Laird Hamilton) [KO] Rd. 1: #10 J. Tomko 71% to 29%
40) Melissa Lima (Jose) [TKO] Rd. 1: #9 A. Rickter 59% to 41%
41) Carly Zucker (Joe Cole) Advanced to Round Two.
42) Pamela Anderson (David Binn) [KO] Rd. 1: #7 J. Paterson 70% to 30%
43) Sonya Toms (David) [KO] Rd. 1: #6 L. Dergan 84% to 16%
44) Cynthia Rodriguez (Alex) [KO] Rd. 1: #5 W. Ford 87% to 13%
45) Jenna Jameson (Tito Ortiz) [TKO] Rd. 1: #4 A. Judd 62% to 38%
46) Bridgette Wilson (Pete Sampras) [KO] Rd. 1: #3 E. Nordegren 72% to 28%
47) Jennie Finch (Casey Daigle) [TKO] Rd. 1: #2 G. Bundchen 58% to 42%
48) Elisabeth Hasselbeck (Tim) [KO] Rd. 1: #1 I. Vandebosch 70% to 30%

CURRENT MATCHUP
#9 Alicia Rickter (Mike Piazza) vs. #19 Jennifer Walcott (Adam Archuleta)
(Hint: If you want to see more of them, click on their link above or do a Google search on them. Fair warning though, some of these women's Google searches will be NSFW.)


Final Results (184 votes):
Jennifer Walcott (Adam Archuleta) 68%
Alicia Rickter (Mike Piazza) 32%

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Who is the Hottest Wife/Girlfriend in Sports? (Updated)

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It's a final! Brett Tomko's Playmate wife Julia drilled a fastball upside the head of surfer Laird Hamilton's better-half Gabrielle Reece to move on to the second round.

In our next battle we have the pleasure of watching as Mike Piazza's beard wife Alicia Rickter (also a Playmate) goes head-to-head with the most famous woman ever to stand next to her husband during the singing of the National Anthem, wife of off-and-on Major League pitcher Jose Lima, Melissa. Who moves on to the second round? That, my friend, is up to you!

What's this all about?

As we all know, athletes are notorious for the trim they pull. But who has done the best? We have taken it upon ourselves to find out, dammit. We chose 31 48 beauties (with the help of our fine readers) and seeded them according to our tastes. Argue with the seedings all you want in the comments section, but somebody had to do it. If you don't like it, change their rankings by simply voting for your faves as we go through the tourney.

The seeds:
1) Ingrid Vandebosch (Jeff Gordon)
2) Gisele Bundchen (Tom Brady)
3) Elin Nordegren (Tiger Woods)
4) Ashley Judd (Dario Franchitti)
5) Willa Ford (Mike Modano)
6) Lisa Dergan (Scott Podsednik)
7) Jodi Ann Paterson (Michael Andretti)
8) Kim Kardashian (Reggie Bush)
9) Alicia Rickter (Mike Piazza) Advanced to Round Two.
10) Julia Tomko (Brett) Advanced to Round Two.
11) Jennifer Scholle (James Blake) Advanced to Round Two.
12) Carrie Underwood (Tony Romo) Advanced to Round Two.
13) Abigail Clancy (Peter Crouch) [TKO] Rd. 1: #36 L. Posada 59% to 41%
14) Bec Cartwright (Lleyton Hewitt) Advanced to Round Two.
15) Eva Longoria (Tony Parker) Advanced to Round Two.
16) Elisha Cuthbert (Sean Avery) Advanced to Round Two.
17) Carmella DeCesare (Jeff Garcia) Advanced to Round Two.
18) Laura Cover (Aaron Boone) Advanced to Round Two.
19) Jennifer Walcott (Adam Archuleta) Advanced to Round Two.
20) Tamia Hill (Grant) [KO] Rd. 1: #29 A. Benson 78% to 22%
21) Danielle Gamba (Nick Swisher) Advanced to Round Two.
22) Victoria Beckham (David) [DEC] Rd. 1: #27 C. Tweedy 54% to 46%
23) Aleka Kamila (Peja Stojakovic) Advanced to Round Two.
24) Angie Harmon (Jason Sehorn) [TKO] Rd. 1: #25 C. Cameron 59% to 41%
25) Candace Cameron (Valeri Bure) Advanced to Round Two.
26) Melanie Slade (Theo Walcott) [DEC] Rd. 1: #23 A. Kamila 52% to 48%
27) Cheryl Tweedy (Ashley Cole) Advanced to Round Two.
28) Pilar Sanders (Deion) [KO] Rd. 1: #21 D. Gamba 89% to 11%
29) Anna Benson (Kris) Advanced to Round Two.
30) Amy Mickelson (Phil) [KO] Rd. 1: #19 J. Walcott 82% to 18%
31) Danielle Lloyd (Teddy Sheringham) [DEC] Rd. 1: #18 L. Cover 51% to 49%
32) Lisa Guerrero (Scott Erickson) [KO] Rd. 1: #17 C. DeCesare 78% to 22%
33) Heather Mitts (A.J. Feeley) [KO] Rd. 1: #16 E. Cuthbert 80% to 20%
34) Yeliz Okur (Mehmet) [KO] Rd. 1: #15 E. Longoria 75% to 25%
35) Vanessa Bryant (Kobe) [DEC] Rd. 1: #14 B. Cartwright 52% to 48%
36) Laura Posada (Jorge) Advanced to Round Two.
37) Millie De La Hoya (Oscar) [TKO] Rd. 1: #12 Carrie Underwood 68% to 32%
38) Heather Dickau (Dan) [TKO] Rd. 1: #11 Jennifer Scholle 62% to 38%
39) Gabrielle Reece (Laird Hamilton) [KO] Rd. 1: #10 Julia Tomko 71% to 29%
40) Melissa Lima (Jose) [TKO] Rd. 1: #9 A. Rickter 59% to 41%
41) Carly Zucker (Joe Cole)
42) Pamela Anderson (David Binn)
43) Sonya Toms (David)
44) Cynthia Rodriguez (Alex)
45) Jenna Jameson (Tito Ortiz)
46) Bridgette Wilson (Pete Sampras)
47) Jennie Finch (Casey Daigle)
48) Elisabeth Hasselbeck (Tim)

CURRENT MATCHUP
#9 Alicia Rickter (Mike Piazza) vs. #40 Melissa Lima (Jose)
(Hint: If you want to see more of them, click on their link above or do a Google search on them. Fair warning though, some of these women's Google searches will be NSFW.)


POLL CLOSED
Final Results (100 votes):
Alicia Rickter (Mike Piazza) 59%
Melissa Lima (Jose) 41%

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See, He Told You He's Not Gay

Once again proving that he is not the gay player that was mentioned in an Outsports article, Mike Piazza donated some sperm to his Playboy model beard wife and produced a child.

Baseball's Mike Piazza Becomes a Dad (People)
Oakland A's catcher Mike Piazza and wife Alicia welcomed their first child, a daughter, on Saturday.



Nicoletta Veronica Piazza was born at 4:07 a.m. in New York City. She weighed in at 5 lbs., 8 oz. and measured 19 inches long.

"Both baby and mother are doing fine," Piazza's rep, Josh Goldberg, said in a statement to PEOPLE.

Good thing People Magazine clarified which Mike Piazza is was that they were referring to. I was thinking for a second that it was the CIA's Mike Piazza until I read their headline.