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Lance And Ashley Go Out For Date Number Two (ExpoSay)
Hollywood has a new odd couple.

Hingis says she's innocent after testing positive for cocaine at Wimbledon (AP)
Martina Hingis said Thursday she has been accused of testing positive for cocaine at Wimbledon, and then announced her retirement from professional tennis.

Coker, Bolden suspended (AP)
Tennessee tailback LaMarcus Coker and defensive tackle Demonte Bolden will miss the game against Louisiana-Lafayette on Saturday because of a violation of team rules.

Kitna regrets costume scrutiny (AP)
Jon Kitna and his wife dressed up as a naked man and a fast-food drive-through attendant at a teammate's Halloween party, depicting an embarrassing moment for one of the team's assistant coaches.

Tocchet's ban for role in illegal gambling ring extended (AP)
Rick Tocchet's role in an illegal gambling ring will keep him out of the NHL until at least next February.

China simulates terrorism attack ahead of Games (Reuters)
Security services have carried out an anti-terrorism drill at a key port outside the Chinese city of Shanghai to test preparedness ahead of the 2008 Beijing Olympics.