Jaret Wright Is Turd Ferguson

The Village Voice recently published what they claim to be the pseudonyms of the Yankees' players (and coaches) when they go on the road. Let's take a look, shall we?

Pseudonym: Simon Phoenix
Real name: Mike Mussina

Pseudonym: Bruce Almighty
Real name: Don Mattingly

Pseudonym: Austin Powers
Real name: Ruben Sierra

Pseudonym: Richard Long
Real name: Bernie Williams

Pseudonym: Johnny Drama
Real name: Derek Jeter

Pseudonym: Turd Ferguson
Real name: Jaret Wright

Using the Ron Mexico alias creator, I came up with some more names for Yankees players (and coaches):

Alex Rodriguez: Ricardo Palestine.
Jorge Posada: Miguel Trinidad.
Joe Torre: Chad Malta.
Hideki Matsui: Hunk Montenegro.
Carl Pavano: Rod Paraguay.
Robinson Cano: Buster Hong Kong.

Hideki got the best one, I think.