The Five Unsexiest Women Alive?

On the heels of that Amanda Bynes post, I am now going to snap you back into reality. Maxim recently published their choices for the five unsexiest women alive. Let's see if we agree or disagree and if we have any suggestions, shall we?

5. Britney Spears - Well, she used to be sexy.


4. Madonna - Ditto ... like 100 years ago.


3. Sandra Oh - Oh my, yes.


2. Amy Winehouse - Yep. Beat with a fugly stick.


and drumroll please....

1. Sarah Jessica Parker. Neiiiigh.
I'm still trying to figure out how she was the star of Sex in the City.

So who is missing? Courtney Love? Calista Flockhart? Hilary Clinton? Melanie Griffith? Paris Hilton? Nicole Richie? Tori Spelling? I'd say they all qualify as super-unsexy. I mean, I wouldn't let my weaz within 100 yards of them. He'd detach himself and hail a cab if I did.