Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Who is the Hottest Wife/Girlfriend in Sports? SEMI-FINALS!

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Okay folks! The time is near. We are down to our last semi-final match. Two of our three finalists have been determined. Who gets to move on to the three-way dance with our #16 seed Elisha Cuthbert and our #17 seed Carmella DeCesare? Will it be our #1 seed, wifey of Jeff Gordon, Ingrid Vandebosch? Or will it be our #19 seed, honeybear of Adam Archuleta, Jennifer Walcott? That, my friend, is up to you!

What's this all about?

As we all know, athletes are notorious for the trim they pull. But who has done the best? We have taken it upon ourselves to find out, dammit. We chose 31 48 beauties (with the help of our fine readers) and seeded them according to our tastes. Argue with the seedings all you want in the comments section, but somebody had to do it. If you don't like it, change their rankings by simply voting for your faves as we go through the tourney.
The seeds:
1) Ingrid Vandebosch (Jeff Gordon) Advanced to Finals (J. Walcott)
2) Gisele Bundchen (Tom Brady) [TKO] Semis: #17 C. DeCesare 69% to 31%
3) Elin Nordegren (Tiger Woods) [KO] Rd. 3: #19 J. Walcott 73% to 27%
4) Ashley Judd (Dario Franchitti) [TKO] Rd. 2: #27 C. Tweedy 65% to 35%
5) Willa Ford (Mike Modano) [TKO] Semis: #16 E. Cuthbert 55% to 45%
6) Lisa Dergan (Scott Podsednik) [TKO] Rd. 3: #17 C. DeCesare 61% to 39%
7) Jodi Ann Paterson (Michael Andretti) [TKO] Rd. 2: #21 G. Atkinson 59% to 41%
8) Kim Kardashian (Reggie Bush) [TKO] Rd. 1: #41 C. Zucker 56% to 44%
9) Alicia Rickter (Mike Piazza) [TKO] Rd. 2: #19 J. Walcott 68% to 32%
10) Julia Tomko (Brett) [DEC] Rd. 2: #18 L. Cover 53% to 47%
11) Jennifer Scholle (James Blake) [DEC] Rd. 2: #17 C. DeCesare 51% to 49%
12) Carrie Underwood (Tony Romo) [TKO] Rd. 2: #16 E. Cuthbert 69% to 31%
13) Abigail Clancy (Peter Crouch) [TKO] Rd. 1: #36 L. Posada 59% to 41%
14) Bec Cartwright (Lleyton Hewitt) [KO] Rd. 3: #16 E. Cuthbert 80% to 20%
15) Eva Longoria (Tony Parker) [DEC] Rd. 2: #14 B. Cartwright 51% to 49%
16) Elisha Cuthbert (Sean Avery) Advanced to Finals (W. Ford)
17) Carmella DeCesare (Jeff Garcia) Advanced to Finals (G. Bundchen)
18) Laura Cover (Aaron Boone) [TKO] Rd. 3: #5 W. Ford 66% to 34%
19) Jennifer Walcott (Adam Archuleta) [DEC] Semis: #1 I. Vandebosch 51 to 49%
20) Tamia Hill (Grant) [KO] Rd. 1: #29 A. Benson 78% to 22%
21) Gemma Atkinson (Cristiano Ronaldo) [TKO] Rd. 3: #2 G. Bundchen 55% to 45%
22) Victoria Beckham (David) [DEC] Rd. 1: #27 C. Tweedy 54% to 46%
23) Aleka Kamila (Peja Stojakovic) [TKO] Rd. 2: #6 L. Dergan 66% to 34%
24) Angie Harmon (Jason Sehorn) [TKO] Rd. 1: #25 C. Cameron 59% to 41%
25) Candace Cameron (Valeri Bure) [KO] Rd. 2: #5 W. Ford 71% to 29%
26) Melanie Slade (Theo Walcott) [DEC] Rd. 1: #23 A. Kamila 52% to 48%
27) Cheryl Tweedy (Ashley Cole) [TKO] Rd. 3: #1 I. Vandebosch 57% to 43%
28) Pilar Sanders (Deion) [KO] Rd. 1: #21 D. Gamba 89% to 11%
29) Anna Benson (Kris) [KO] Rd. 2: #3 E. Nordegren 82 to 18%
30) Amy Mickelson (Phil) [KO] Rd. 1: #19 J. Walcott 82% to 18%
31) Danielle Lloyd (Teddy Sheringham) [DEC] Rd. 1: #18 L. Cover 51% to 49%
32) Lisa Guerrero (Scott Erickson) [KO] Rd. 1: #17 C. DeCesare 78% to 22%
33) Heather Mitts (A.J. Feeley) [KO] Rd. 1: #16 E. Cuthbert 80% to 20%
34) Yeliz Okur (Mehmet) [KO] Rd. 1: #15 E. Longoria 75% to 25%
35) Vanessa Bryant (Kobe) [DEC] Rd. 1: #14 B. Cartwright 52% to 48%
36) Laura Posada (Jorge) [TKO] Rd. 2: #2 G. Bundchen 65% to 35%
37) Millie De La Hoya (Oscar) [TKO] Rd. 1: #12 C. Underwood 68% to 32%
38) Heather Dickau (Dan) [TKO] Rd. 1: #11 J. Scholle 62% to 38%
39) Gabrielle Reece (Laird Hamilton) [KO] Rd. 1: #10 J. Tomko 71% to 29%
40) Melissa Lima (Jose) [TKO] Rd. 1: #9 A. Rickter 59% to 41%
41) Carly Zucker (Joe Cole) [KO] Rd. 2: #1 I. Vandebosch 77% to 23%
42) Pamela Anderson (David Binn) [KO] Rd. 1: #7 J. Paterson 70% to 30%
43) Sonya Toms (David) [KO] Rd. 1: #6 L. Dergan 84% to 16%
44) Cynthia Rodriguez (Alex) [KO] Rd. 1: #5 W. Ford 87% to 13%
45) Jenna Jameson (Tito Ortiz) [TKO] Rd. 1: #4 A. Judd 62% to 38%
46) Bridgette Wilson (Pete Sampras) [KO] Rd. 1: #3 E. Nordegren 72% to 28%
47) Jennie Finch (Casey Daigle) [TKO] Rd. 1: #2 G. Bundchen 58% to 42%
48) Elisabeth Hasselbeck (Tim) [KO] Rd. 1: #1 I. Vandebosch 70% to 30%

CURRENT MATCHUP
#1 Ingrid Vandebosch (Jeff Gordon) vs. #19 Jennifer Walcott (Adam Archuleta)
(Hint: If you want to see more of them, click on their link above or do a Google search on them. Fair warning though, some of these women's Google searches will be NSFW.)


Final Results (1,074 votes):
Ingrid Vandebosch (Jeff Gordon) 51%
Jennifer Walcott (Adam Archuleta) 49%


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13 comment(s):

The Big Picture said...

walcott is sooo fine!!!

Anonymous said...

Walcott looks like a stripper. Ingrid is hoy,sexy and classy! The total package!

Anonymous said...

Ingrid is a total class act. Give the other woman a pole to swing around. lol

Anonymous said...

Jen is the best!!!

case said...

To Anonymous,
If you think a golddigger who marries a race car driver go for it! Walcott is not only beautiful but a humanitarian she works for the Boys and Girls club ETC and many other charties! How many models do you know that donate there time? I can only name a few! Also these are two very different events Ingrid looks like she is at a black tie event walcott is at a sexy shoot and I'm sure someone put Walcott in this outfit. And whats wrong with strippers they make their own living. You are probably the man handing out money at the stripclubs well your fat mean wife sits home! I don't know why I went on a rant but I felt I had to. Dont be a judge unless you are in a courtroom

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case said...

and playboy does not let women who strip pose for playboy since late Anna Nicole! I like your name too you pussy

jdechellis said...

I grew up with Jenn and I will say she did something with her life , helps animals with no home, children charities and so much more. You men dont have a problem looking at strippers in the clubs. Jen has way to much class and respect for herself to become a pole hugger. Gordens wife ..never heard of her till I seen her in People mag getting married to Nascar's baby . Jenn is the hottest girlfriend no doubt!!!Interview Jenn compared to what is her name Mrs. Gordon (whatever the name is) and I bet you all that Jenn is more intellgent and knows what to say then most women out there. Again there is no contest here!!

Anonymous said...

Jd, you seem to be the only one acquainted with one of the semifinalist. For the rest of us, we go by looks and appearance, that is how we are voting. You also seem to be defending Ms. Walcott quite a bit, making us aware of her contribution to her charities, how she speaks and her intellegence. (Who cares, she still looks like a striper) I'd like to tell you that I had never heard of Jenn or her boyfiend, what ever his name is. Don't know which or what sport he is affiliated with. Stay on her bandwagon, she probably needs it.

Anonymous said...

To Anonymous:

Oh shut up you idiot...Way to jump on the pop culture bandwagon. Just because you haven't heard of Jen or Adam...Man they must suck. Take out that August 2001 Playboy that's sitting in your bathroom...yeah you know the one...and open to the centerfold. That's Jen. Now open just about every other Playboy you own and take a look through it. You'll see Jen again. I'm not going to diss Ingrid. She's beautiful too. But think before you rip, or show your true intelligence.

L

Anonymous said...

Ya thats why Jen has a full body shot and Ingrid is wearing a 1950's dress! Jen is so hot we don't need to cover her up:) Btw what country do you live in? Jen is the poster child for all fitnress magazines and playboy get it together man!

Anonymous said...

For you idiots out there JD was defending what anonymous said about Walcott being a pole dancer that is why she probably didn't comment on her looks you retards

Anonymous said...

Jen is the sweetest girl ever. I'm a good friend of hers. If you met her you would think the same! Promise. She is also even prettier in person then pictures! :)