I CALL A MORATORIUM ON STUPID SPORTS

Seriously, can we stop with the dumb, made-up sports now? Last week it was Segway Polo. This week it's Bike Polo. C'MON! Stop already!



These nerds, I mean athletes have even gone so far as to mount a camera on their mallets. Witness...



And that was just part one of their three part series of Mallet Cam videos.

No wonder other countries hate us ...