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RECRUITING OSCAR (Post)
People for the Ethical treatment of Animals v.p. Dan Mathews says he wants de la Hoya as one of the cross-dressing models in PETA's "Fur Is a Drag" fashion show in December to be hosted by Lady Bunny, founder of the Wigstock festival.

Tennessee suspends forward Crews (AP)
Tennessee forward Duke Crews, who started 18 games as a freshman last season, has been suspended indefinitely for violating team rules.

Put Him in a Bodybag! Theismann Done at ESPN (The Big Lead)
Honk if you saw this one coming - ESPN has sacked Joe Theismann.

Texas Tech coach has tirades, too (AP)
"It was pitiful, it was pitiful. It was flat-out pitiful," Leach said. "We're some vaunted offense so we're going to sit here with our arms folded. Oh well, we'll have three lackadaisical plays and then we'll punt and we'll make it the defense's problem."

Beck in fair condition after shooting (AP)
Corey Beck, a starting guard on Arkansas' national championship team, was listed in fair condition at a hospital Wednesday, recovering from wounds after being shot during an attempted robbery.