Thursday, August 9, 2007

Who is the Hottest Wife/Girlfriend in Sports? (Updated)

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Ding-ding-ding! Another bout comes to a close as our #5 seed Willa Ford, Mike Modano's betrothed, moves on to the semis with a resounding thumping of Aaron Boone's wife, our #18 seed Laura Cover.

This next match ought to be an interesting one. Lacing up the gloves will be our #3 seed and new mother, Elin Nordegren, Tiger's wife, and our #19 seed Jennifer Walcott, Adam Archuleta's smokin' PoA. Who moves on to the semi-finals? That, my friend, is up to you!

What's this all about?

As we all know, athletes are notorious for the trim they pull. But who has done the best? We have taken it upon ourselves to find out, dammit. We chose 31 48 beauties (with the help of our fine readers) and seeded them according to our tastes. Argue with the seedings all you want in the comments section, but somebody had to do it. If you don't like it, change their rankings by simply voting for your faves as we go through the tourney.
The seeds:
1) Ingrid Vandebosch (Jeff Gordon) Advanced to Round Three (C. Tucker)
2) Gisele Bundchen (Tom Brady) Advanced to Round Three (L. Posada)
3) Elin Nordegren (Tiger Woods) [KO] Rd. 3: #19 J. Walcott 73% to 27%
4) Ashley Judd (Dario Franchitti) [TKO] Rd. 2: #27 C. Tweedy 65% to 35%
5) Willa Ford (Mike Modano) Advanced to Semi-Finals (L. Cover)
6) Lisa Dergan (Scott Podsednik) [TKO] Rd. 3: #17 C. DeCesare 61% to 39%
7) Jodi Ann Paterson (Michael Andretti) [TKO] Rd. 2: #21 G. Atkinson 59% to 41%
8) Kim Kardashian (Reggie Bush) [TKO] Rd. 1: #41 C. Zucker 56% to 44%
9) Alicia Rickter (Mike Piazza) [TKO] Rd. 2: #19 J. Walcott 68% to 32%
10) Julia Tomko (Brett) [DEC] Rd. 2: #18 L. Cover 53% to 47%
11) Jennifer Scholle (James Blake) [DEC] Rd. 2: #17 C. DeCesare 51% to 49%
12) Carrie Underwood (Tony Romo) [TKO] Rd. 2: #16 E. Cuthbert 69% to 31%
13) Abigail Clancy (Peter Crouch) [TKO] Rd. 1: #36 L. Posada 59% to 41%
14) Bec Cartwright (Lleyton Hewitt) [KO] Rd. 3: #16 E. Cuthbert 80% to 20%
15) Eva Longoria (Tony Parker) [DEC] Rd. 2: #14 B. Cartwright 51% to 49%
16) Elisha Cuthbert (Sean Avery) Advanced to Semi-Finals (B. Cartwright)
17) Carmella DeCesare (Jeff Garcia) Advanced to Semi-Finals (L. Dergan)
18) Laura Cover (Aaron Boone) [TKO] Rd. 3: #5 W. Ford 66% to 34%
19) Jennifer Walcott (Adam Archuleta) Advanced to Semi-Finals (E. Nordegren)
20) Tamia Hill (Grant) [KO] Rd. 1: #29 A. Benson 78% to 22%
21) Gemma Atkinson (Cristiano Ronaldo) Advanced to Round Three (J. Paterson)
22) Victoria Beckham (David) [DEC] Rd. 1: #27 C. Tweedy 54% to 46%
23) Aleka Kamila (Peja Stojakovic) [TKO] Rd. 2: #6 L. Dergan 66% to 34%
24) Angie Harmon (Jason Sehorn) [TKO] Rd. 1: #25 C. Cameron 59% to 41%
25) Candace Cameron (Valeri Bure) [KO] Rd. 2: #5 W. Ford 71% to 29%
26) Melanie Slade (Theo Walcott) [DEC] Rd. 1: #23 A. Kamila 52% to 48%
27) Cheryl Tweedy (Ashley Cole) Advanced to Round Three (A. Judd)
28) Pilar Sanders (Deion) [KO] Rd. 1: #21 D. Gamba 89% to 11%
29) Anna Benson (Kris) [KO] Rd. 2: #3 E. Nordegren 82 to 18%
30) Amy Mickelson (Phil) [KO] Rd. 1: #19 J. Walcott 82% to 18%
31) Danielle Lloyd (Teddy Sheringham) [DEC] Rd. 1: #18 L. Cover 51% to 49%
32) Lisa Guerrero (Scott Erickson) [KO] Rd. 1: #17 C. DeCesare 78% to 22%
33) Heather Mitts (A.J. Feeley) [KO] Rd. 1: #16 E. Cuthbert 80% to 20%
34) Yeliz Okur (Mehmet) [KO] Rd. 1: #15 E. Longoria 75% to 25%
35) Vanessa Bryant (Kobe) [DEC] Rd. 1: #14 B. Cartwright 52% to 48%
36) Laura Posada (Jorge) [TKO] Rd. 2: #2 G. Bundchen 65% to 35%
37) Millie De La Hoya (Oscar) [TKO] Rd. 1: #12 C. Underwood 68% to 32%
38) Heather Dickau (Dan) [TKO] Rd. 1: #11 J. Scholle 62% to 38%
39) Gabrielle Reece (Laird Hamilton) [KO] Rd. 1: #10 J. Tomko 71% to 29%
40) Melissa Lima (Jose) [TKO] Rd. 1: #9 A. Rickter 59% to 41%
41) Carly Zucker (Joe Cole) [KO] Rd. 2: #1 I. Vandebosch 77% to 23%
42) Pamela Anderson (David Binn) [KO] Rd. 1: #7 J. Paterson 70% to 30%
43) Sonya Toms (David) [KO] Rd. 1: #6 L. Dergan 84% to 16%
44) Cynthia Rodriguez (Alex) [KO] Rd. 1: #5 W. Ford 87% to 13%
45) Jenna Jameson (Tito Ortiz) [TKO] Rd. 1: #4 A. Judd 62% to 38%
46) Bridgette Wilson (Pete Sampras) [KO] Rd. 1: #3 E. Nordegren 72% to 28%
47) Jennie Finch (Casey Daigle) [TKO] Rd. 1: #2 G. Bundchen 58% to 42%
48) Elisabeth Hasselbeck (Tim) [KO] Rd. 1: #1 I. Vandebosch 70% to 30%

CURRENT MATCHUP
#3 Elin Nordegren (Tiger Woods) vs. #19 Jennifer Walcott (Adam Archuleta)
(Hint: If you want to see more of them, click on their link above or do a Google search on them. Fair warning though, some of these women's Google searches will be NSFW.)


Final Results (165 votes):
Jennifer Walcott (Adam Archuleta) 73%
Elin Nordegren (Tiger Woods) 27%


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3 comment(s):

Richie Rich said...

Wait Wait Wait ...

Are there going to be six semifinalists?

How's that going to work?

DCScrap said...

yeah ... well, we'll have three matches to get down to three then we'll have a three-way dance for the championship. I so have it figured out.

Anonymous said...

I have been in love with Walcott since she was the playmate the month I turned 21. I was lucky enough to hang out with her one night at a conference she was working at. She has some of the best tits money can buy!