Great News For Sports: Daly Not Changing

John Daly heard that Tiger Woods suggested that other players would have fared better in the heat last week in Tulsa if they worked out and were in better shape like him. John Daly will have none of that kind of talk.

"I don't think it matters if you work out or if you don't work out. I'm used to the heat. Fat boys like me can get through the heat.

"I tried but every time I worked out I threw up and I thought to myself you can get drunk and throw up, so it's just not for me.

"I'm flexible enough, there are probably some things I could do to keep my flexibility up, but I'd rather smoke, drink diet Cokes and eat. I get enough exercise walking five or six miles a day."

How many more fans did J.D. just make with those comments, folks? Bless you John.

(Reuters)

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