Yeah, Like This Is Going To Happen

Boy, if this works, we really need to have the Olympics in New York City again ... and Philly ... and Los Angeles ... and Boston ... and ...

From Reuters:

The people of Beijing have been asked to rid themselves of bad habits and clean up their language as part of improving the city's environment ahead of next year's Olympic Games.

I can't wait for the city of Chicago to implement this plan if they get the Olympics in 2016.

"Every citizen should behave in a civilized manner, cast away ugly habits, clean up their language, clean the environment and clean the air," Liu, president of the Beijing Organising Committee for the Olympic Games (BOCOG), said on Wednesday.

"We should push the environmental campaign and effectively solve the problem of spitting and littering. Every citizen should voluntarily keep the city clean, acting by themselves from now on to clean and beautify our home."

And if they don't? Whatcha gonna do? Kill 'em? No, I was kidding ... don't do that. By the way, I love those BOCOG fights ... what's that? Ohh, Bodog ... nevermind.

"We must guarantee a safe and stable Beijing society ... and construct an impregnable fortress to ensure safety and stability," he said.

A safe and stable Beijing society ... I believe that what's known as an oxymoron.