Saturday, July 28, 2007

Who is the Hottest Wife/Girlfriend in Sports? (Updated)

(Click here to go to the most current match-up.)

The first match of round three is in the books, and it wasn't even close. Our #16 seed, Elisha Cuthbert, hockey player Sean Avery's babe, pounded our #14 seed Bec Cartwright, Lleyton Hewitt's doll, into submission.

The next two beauties to face-off in round three are our #6 seed, Scott Pods' wife Lisa Dergan, versus our #17 seed, wife of Bucs QB Jeff Garcia, Carmella DeCesare. Who moves on to the semi-finals? That, my friend, is up to you!

What's this all about?

As we all know, athletes are notorious for the trim they pull. But who has done the best? We have taken it upon ourselves to find out, dammit. We chose 31 48 beauties (with the help of our fine readers) and seeded them according to our tastes. Argue with the seedings all you want in the comments section, but somebody had to do it. If you don't like it, change their rankings by simply voting for your faves as we go through the tourney.
The seeds:
1) Ingrid Vandebosch (Jeff Gordon) Advanced to Round Three (C. Tucker)
2) Gisele Bundchen (Tom Brady) Advanced to Round Three (L. Posada)
3) Elin Nordegren (Tiger Woods) Advanced to Round Three (A. Benson)
4) Ashley Judd (Dario Franchitti) [TKO] Rd. 2: #27 C. Tweedy 65% to 35%
5) Willa Ford (Mike Modano) Advanced to Round Three (C. Cameron)
6) Lisa Dergan (Scott Podsednik) [TKO] Rd. 3: #17 C. DeCesare 61% to 39%
7) Jodi Ann Paterson (Michael Andretti) [TKO] Rd. 2: #21 G. Atkinson 59% to 41%
8) Kim Kardashian (Reggie Bush) [TKO] Rd. 1: #41 C. Zucker 56% to 44%
9) Alicia Rickter (Mike Piazza) [TKO] Rd. 2: #19 J. Walcott 68% to 32%
10) Julia Tomko (Brett) [DEC] Rd. 2: #18 L. Cover 53% to 47%
11) Jennifer Scholle (James Blake) [DEC] Rd. 2: #17 C. DeCesare 51% to 49%
12) Carrie Underwood (Tony Romo) [TKO] Rd. 2: #16 E. Cuthbert 69% to 31%
13) Abigail Clancy (Peter Crouch) [TKO] Rd. 1: #36 L. Posada 59% to 41%
14) Bec Cartwright (Lleyton Hewitt) [KO] Rd. 3: #16 E. Cuthbert 80% to 20%
15) Eva Longoria (Tony Parker) [DEC] Rd. 2: #14 B. Cartwright 51% to 49%
16) Elisha Cuthbert (Sean Avery) Advanced to Semi-Finals (B. Cartwright)
17) Carmella DeCesare (Jeff Garcia) Advanced to Semi-Finals (L. Dergan)
18) Laura Cover (Aaron Boone) Advanced to Round Three (J. Tomko)
19) Jennifer Walcott (Adam Archuleta) Advanced to Round Three (A Rickter)
20) Tamia Hill (Grant) [KO] Rd. 1: #29 A. Benson 78% to 22%
21) Gemma Atkinson (Cristiano Ronaldo) Advanced to Round Three (J. Paterson)
22) Victoria Beckham (David) [DEC] Rd. 1: #27 C. Tweedy 54% to 46%
23) Aleka Kamila (Peja Stojakovic) [TKO] Rd. 2: #6 L. Dergan 66% to 34%
24) Angie Harmon (Jason Sehorn) [TKO] Rd. 1: #25 C. Cameron 59% to 41%
25) Candace Cameron (Valeri Bure) [KO] Rd. 2: #5 W. Ford 71% to 29%
26) Melanie Slade (Theo Walcott) [DEC] Rd. 1: #23 A. Kamila 52% to 48%
27) Cheryl Tweedy (Ashley Cole) Advanced to Round Three (A. Judd)
28) Pilar Sanders (Deion) [KO] Rd. 1: #21 D. Gamba 89% to 11%
29) Anna Benson (Kris) [KO] Rd. 2: #3 E. Nordegren 82 to 18%
30) Amy Mickelson (Phil) [KO] Rd. 1: #19 J. Walcott 82% to 18%
31) Danielle Lloyd (Teddy Sheringham) [DEC] Rd. 1: #18 L. Cover 51% to 49%
32) Lisa Guerrero (Scott Erickson) [KO] Rd. 1: #17 C. DeCesare 78% to 22%
33) Heather Mitts (A.J. Feeley) [KO] Rd. 1: #16 E. Cuthbert 80% to 20%
34) Yeliz Okur (Mehmet) [KO] Rd. 1: #15 E. Longoria 75% to 25%
35) Vanessa Bryant (Kobe) [DEC] Rd. 1: #14 B. Cartwright 52% to 48%
36) Laura Posada (Jorge) [TKO] Rd. 2: #2 G. Bundchen 65% to 35%
37) Millie De La Hoya (Oscar) [TKO] Rd. 1: #12 C. Underwood 68% to 32%
38) Heather Dickau (Dan) [TKO] Rd. 1: #11 J. Scholle 62% to 38%
39) Gabrielle Reece (Laird Hamilton) [KO] Rd. 1: #10 J. Tomko 71% to 29%
40) Melissa Lima (Jose) [TKO] Rd. 1: #9 A. Rickter 59% to 41%
41) Carly Zucker (Joe Cole) [KO] Rd. 2: #1 I. Vandebosch 77% to 23%
42) Pamela Anderson (David Binn) [KO] Rd. 1: #7 J. Paterson 70% to 30%
43) Sonya Toms (David) [KO] Rd. 1: #6 L. Dergan 84% to 16%
44) Cynthia Rodriguez (Alex) [KO] Rd. 1: #5 W. Ford 87% to 13%
45) Jenna Jameson (Tito Ortiz) [TKO] Rd. 1: #4 A. Judd 62% to 38%
46) Bridgette Wilson (Pete Sampras) [KO] Rd. 1: #3 E. Nordegren 72% to 28%
47) Jennie Finch (Casey Daigle) [TKO] Rd. 1: #2 G. Bundchen 58% to 42%
48) Elisabeth Hasselbeck (Tim) [KO] Rd. 1: #1 I. Vandebosch 70% to 30%

CURRENT MATCHUP
#6 Lisa Dergan (Scott Podsednik) vs. #17 Carmella DeCesare (Jeff Garcia)
(Hint: If you want to see more of them, click on their link above or do a Google search on them. Fair warning though, some of these women's Google searches will be NSFW.)


Final Results (162 votes):
Carmella DeCesare (Jeff Garcia) 61%
Lisa Dergan (Scott Podsednik) 39%


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2 comment(s):

Anonymous said...

Carmella is way to hot... even though Lisa is quite stunning... when is the next matchup?

DCScrap said...

I'm letting this round get to at least 200 votes for each match. We don't want any disputes amongst the ladies....