Monday, July 9, 2007

Who is the Hottest Wife/Girlfriend in Sports? (Updated)

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In a rather shocking turn of events, our #27 seed, wife of footballer Ashley Cole, Cheryl Tweedy pulled an upset of Laettner-like proportions and defeated our #4 seed, wife of Dario Franchitti, Ashley Judd to move on to the next round.

Will we see another upset in this round? We will if our #29 seed Anna Benson, wife of pitcher Kris, has anything to say about it, as she faces off with Tiger Woods Swedish sweetheart, our #3 seed Elin Nordegren. Who moves on to round three? That, my friend, is up to you!

What's this all about?

As we all know, athletes are notorious for the trim they pull. But who has done the best? We have taken it upon ourselves to find out, dammit. We chose 31 48 beauties (with the help of our fine readers) and seeded them according to our tastes. Argue with the seedings all you want in the comments section, but somebody had to do it. If you don't like it, change their rankings by simply voting for your faves as we go through the tourney.
The seeds:
1) Ingrid Vandebosch (Jeff Gordon) Advanced to Round Two (E. Hasselbeck)
2) Gisele Bundchen (Tom Brady) Advanced to Round Two (J. Finch)
3) Elin Nordegren (Tiger Woods) Advanced to Round Three (A. Benson)
4) Ashley Judd (Dario Franchitti) [TKO] Rd. 2: #27 C. Tweedy 65% to 35%
5) Willa Ford (Mike Modano) Advanced to Round Three (C. Cameron)
6) Lisa Dergan (Scott Podsednik) Advanced to Round Three (A. Kamila)
7) Jodi Ann Paterson (Michael Andretti) [TKO] Rd. 2: #21 G. Atkinson 59% to 41%
8) Kim Kardashian (Reggie Bush) [TKO] Rd. 1: #41 C. Zucker 56% to 44%
9) Alicia Rickter (Mike Piazza) [TKO] Rd. 2: #19 J. Walcott 68% to 32%
10) Julia Tomko (Brett) [DEC] Rd. 2: #18 L. Cover 53% to 47%
11) Jennifer Scholle (James Blake) [DEC] Rd. 2: #17 C. DeCesare 51% to 49%
12) Carrie Underwood (Tony Romo) [TKO] Rd. 2: #16 E. Cuthbert 69% to 31%
13) Abigail Clancy (Peter Crouch) [TKO] Rd. 1: #36 L. Posada 59% to 41%
14) Bec Cartwright (Lleyton Hewitt) Advanced to Round Three (E. Longoria)
15) Eva Longoria (Tony Parker) [DEC] Rd. 2: #14 B. Cartwright 51% to 49%
16) Elisha Cuthbert (Sean Avery) Advanced to Round Three (C. Underwood)
17) Carmella DeCesare (Jeff Garcia) Advanced to Round Three (J. Scholle)
18) Laura Cover (Aaron Boone) Advanced to Round Three (J. Tomko)
19) Jennifer Walcott (Adam Archuleta) Advanced to Round Three (A Rickter)
20) Tamia Hill (Grant) [KO] Rd. 1: #29 A. Benson 78% to 22%
21) Gemma Atkinson (Cristiano Ronaldo) Advanced to Round Three (J. Paterson)
22) Victoria Beckham (David) [DEC] Rd. 1: #27 C. Tweedy 54% to 46%
23) Aleka Kamila (Peja Stojakovic) [TKO] Rd. 2: #6 L. Dergan 66% to 34%
24) Angie Harmon (Jason Sehorn) [TKO] Rd. 1: #25 C. Cameron 59% to 41%
25) Candace Cameron (Valeri Bure) [KO] Rd. 2: #5 W. Ford 71% to 29%
26) Melanie Slade (Theo Walcott) [DEC] Rd. 1: #23 A. Kamila 52% to 48%
27) Cheryl Tweedy (Ashley Cole) Advanced to Round Three (A. Judd)
28) Pilar Sanders (Deion) [KO] Rd. 1: #21 D. Gamba 89% to 11%
29) Anna Benson (Kris) [KO] Rd. 2: #3 E. Nordegren 82 to 18%
30) Amy Mickelson (Phil) [KO] Rd. 1: #19 J. Walcott 82% to 18%
31) Danielle Lloyd (Teddy Sheringham) [DEC] Rd. 1: #18 L. Cover 51% to 49%
32) Lisa Guerrero (Scott Erickson) [KO] Rd. 1: #17 C. DeCesare 78% to 22%
33) Heather Mitts (A.J. Feeley) [KO] Rd. 1: #16 E. Cuthbert 80% to 20%
34) Yeliz Okur (Mehmet) [KO] Rd. 1: #15 E. Longoria 75% to 25%
35) Vanessa Bryant (Kobe) [DEC] Rd. 1: #14 B. Cartwright 52% to 48%
36) Laura Posada (Jorge) Advanced to Round Two (A. Clancy)
37) Millie De La Hoya (Oscar) [TKO] Rd. 1: #12 C. Underwood 68% to 32%
38) Heather Dickau (Dan) [TKO] Rd. 1: #11 J. Scholle 62% to 38%
39) Gabrielle Reece (Laird Hamilton) [KO] Rd. 1: #10 J. Tomko 71% to 29%
40) Melissa Lima (Jose) [TKO] Rd. 1: #9 A. Rickter 59% to 41%
41) Carly Zucker (Joe Cole) Advanced to Round Two (K. Kardashian)
42) Pamela Anderson (David Binn) [KO] Rd. 1: #7 J. Paterson 70% to 30%
43) Sonya Toms (David) [KO] Rd. 1: #6 L. Dergan 84% to 16%
44) Cynthia Rodriguez (Alex) [KO] Rd. 1: #5 W. Ford 87% to 13%
45) Jenna Jameson (Tito Ortiz) [TKO] Rd. 1: #4 A. Judd 62% to 38%
46) Bridgette Wilson (Pete Sampras) [KO] Rd. 1: #3 E. Nordegren 72% to 28%
47) Jennie Finch (Casey Daigle) [TKO] Rd. 1: #2 G. Bundchen 58% to 42%
48) Elisabeth Hasselbeck (Tim) [KO] Rd. 1: #1 I. Vandebosch 70% to 30%

CURRENT MATCHUP
#3 Elin Nordegren (Tiger Woods) vs. #29 Anna Benson (Kris)
(Hint: If you want to see more of them, click on their link above or do a Google search on them. Fair warning though, some of these women's Google searches will be NSFW.)


Final Results (248 votes):
Elin Nordegren (Tiger Woods) 82%
Anna Benson (Kris) 18%


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1 comment(s):

GMoney said...

How can anyone say Elin??? She just had a kid for christ sake. You know damn well Anna would be so freaking nuts in the sack that your head would explode (pun intended).