The World Champion Of Drinking

Drinking is not really a sport, thought it should be, I would DOMINATE!, but if it were a sport, this woman would be the Heavyweight Champion of the World.

From the AP:

Pierce County woman apparently tied a record for the amount of alcohol in her blood when the Washington State Patrol toxicology lab measured a blood-alcohol content of 0.50 two hours after she was arrested for investigation of drunken driving.

Ann Marie Gordon, manager of the lab in Seattle, said the reading - more than six times the legal limit of 0.08 - tied the highest level ever found by technicians at the patrol's lab. A King County driver also registered 0.50 on a blood test in 2000, Gordon said.

"It certainly would kill many people," she said.

Man, one more drink and she would have had the record all to herself. A tie is just like kissing your sister, which sucks, unless your sister is Angelina Jolie.

Rebecca G. Lingbloom, 45, pleaded not guilty Wednesday to one count of driving under the influence of alcohol on May 10. Authorities contended in an affidavit that she nearly hit a pedestrian that day and was seen swerving all over the road.

A Pierce County sheriff's deputy later found her passed out behind the wheel of her car in the Summit area, the affidavit states.

I am amazed she could get the key into the slot to start the car. We should be commending her on her dexterity. This chick's got skillz.