Weekend Potpourri (Saturday Afternoon Edition)

Pacman Returns To Nashville (NewsChannel 5)
Jones shed his dreadlocks for a short haircut. He wore a ball cap and did his best to hide from television cameras.

Vick's benefit tourney pushed back (AP)
The tournament, intended in part to raise scholarships in memory of Virginia Tech's shooting victims, at Kingsmill Resort & Spa had been set to begin Friday, and a reason for the change was not announced.

RIR President Vows to Join Patrick in Shaving His Head if She Wins this Week or Next (WhoWon)
Teammates have vowed to shave Danica Patrick's head once she captures her first series win.


Disabled List All-Star teams (Valentine's Views on Sports)
You could probably make two pretty darn good teams out of all the guys currently injured.

Tank Johnson���s Man of the Year Campaign Going Strong (Larry Brown Sports)
Gilbert, Ariz., police pulled Johnson over at 3:30 a.m. Friday and cited him for ���being impaired to the slightest degree,��� according to Sgt. Andrew Duncan.

The All Lost Potential Team (Winning the Turnover Battle)
One year a player can be a rising star, the shining hope of his franchise, the next big thing...and the following year he can be out of the majors.

JOE THEISMANN IS STILL RED FACED (OVER ESPN SACKING) (SPORTSbyBROOKS)
"For Mike [Tirico] and Tony [Kornheiser] and Ron, it���ll be a learning process again, because Ron hasn���t done television."