Weekend Potpourri (Early Saturday Edition)

Athletes Are Not As Friendly In Person As They Are On The Other Side (OMDQ)
Bud Harrelson is a douchebag of the highest order.

Ranking the Florida Gator Arrests (Loser with Socks)
There were so many heinous crimes/assaults/stabbings/shootings and theft that I had to list some evil-doing as honorable mention.

The Cubs Trade Makes Less and Less Sense (Just Call Me Juice)
What the Cubs received in return does not even come close to what they gave up for their Opening Day catcher.

Gotta Be The Shoes...Or Not (Doberman On The Diamond)
Not all versions of athlete endorsed shoes have turned out so great.

Valet Secrets (Pyle of List)
A collection of celebrities, wannabe celebrities, and sports figures whose cars I have parked and whose personalities I have passed judgment on.

Somehow we missed Pillow Fight 1 through 10 (Sportscolumn Blog)
Pillow Fight 11 is taking place Saturday in Toronto.

Randy Couture on next season of Dancing With the Stars (ShoutFan)
Yes, you heard it right.

Video - The most exciting Midget Slam Dunk Contest on Earth (Ballhype)
If you see one midget-based Dunk Contest this year, make it this one.

Kimbo Goes Mainstream (Deuce of Davenport)
Underground fighter Kimbo Slice is taking on former world heavyweight champion Ray Mercer.