Weekend Potpourri (Early Saturday Edition)

WE'LL TAKE OUR 20%, THANK YOU VERY MUCH, MS. STOKKE (SPORTSbyBROOKS)
Allison Stokke may soon cash in on endorsement deals thanks to *unwanted* attention from us artificially-lit internet bloggers.

Redskins rookie safety shot in groin, misses practice (AP)
"I didn't know paintball was that dangerous," linebacker Marcus Washington said. "I hope it wasn't friendly fire."

Tony and Eva: Date Night in Cleveland. (The Ghosts of Wayne Fontes)
Eva: Ooh, I love it when you talk dirty, sexy French to me. What the hell did that mean though?

Vegas Party With Bill Clinton, Shaq, And A Slew Of Hookers. (Parlayer)
...there���s been no confirmation as to if Big Daddy���s been putting his Shaq Diesel to work on these Vegas broads.

Too Bad Genarlow is Not Elijah (Leave the Man Alone)
Elijah Dukes is all kinds of scuzzy.

Neb. golf marathon won with a 1-under 431 (UPI)
The group squeezed in 110 holes at the Beatrice Country Club this week.

Professional Beach Volleyball is baffling (Loser with Socks)
Show the chicks in their tight clothing and then people will understand.