Weekend Potpourri (Early Saturday Edition)

Mistresses For MLB Players (Babes Love Baseball)

Alex Rodriguez cheats on his wife. Crap, the next think you're going to tell me is that Barry Bonds stuck a needle full of cow hormones into his fanny. So in celebration of Major League Baseball players skankbag ways, I've decided to take a handful of players and match them up with their ideal slutty celebrity equivilant.

Carlos Zambrano and Michael Barrett Fight in Dugout (The FanHouse)

Right there in the middle of the fifth inning, as the Cubs/Braves game was coming back from commercial, Comcast Sportsnet showed a dugout fight between pitcher Carlos Zambrano, and his catcher Michael Barrett that must have occurred while the telecast was at a commercial break. (Update: Watch the video)

Shocking details of Vick dog fighting scandal revealed (The Sports Hernia)

Corruption canine McGruff the Crime Dog uncovered one of the biggest dog-sports related stories in recent history when he cracked into Michael Vick's underground dog-fighting ring.

AROD CHEAT PIECE'S NAME, MYSPACE & EPILATOR OUTED (SPORTSbyBROOKS)

Thanks to intrepid reporting by WITH LEATHER, we have another photo of Alex Rodriguez's fanciful mistress (and myspace page), and kudos to DEADSPIN for revealing to us that she's "shaved".

Writing About Teen Athletes Isn't All Bad (Insomniac's Lounge)

...the reality is, the only thing blogs did differently than conventional media was picking a sport- track and field- that doesn't usually get much coverage. Had Stokke been an elite tennis player (Sharapova/Kournikova) or golfer (Michelle Wie), then the major sports networks would have already consumed this high school player years ago, capitalizing on both her athletic ability and good looks to improve ratings.