Ted's Not Here

Our weekend anchor Ted is off on assignment this weekend. I sent him to France to get the scoop on these Parkour guys and to find out what kind of illegal performance-enhancing drugs we need to come up with as a country in order to be better at this "sport" than them. We can't have the French beating us at anything, dammit.

So we won't have any stories of Ted's life to help us feel better about ourselves, nor will we be blessed with one of his "very special" series of posts this weekend.

Don't cry ladies, he'll be back next week and we'll have this whole Parkour thing figured out. In the mean time, you'll just have to get by with my usual weekend fluff of links, videos, and such. Just as soon as I take a nap.