Reporting For Duty...

Hello, ScrapLovers. It's Ted again, who - for the second straight week in a row - is late as hell checking in here.

My schedule was recently changed at work, so I'm all discombulated. Here's what I do know: the ascension of LeBron James / the 194th Tragedy in Cleveland sports history commences in about 5.5 hours. We might be trying to get with this girl. If we're not - and knowing us, we won't be - we might attempt to LIVE BLOG the thang right here.

Holla!

Or don't.