Posh Spice As A Cheerleader?

Victoria Beckham is really, really bored. Someone must give this poor girl a job, so she will stop finding goofy ways to get in the news. From doing a reality show that no one cares about to feeling Nomar's bat and tossing out the first pitch at a Dodger game, Posh at the very least needs to find a hobby to fill some more of her time.

What's that? She might do some cheerleading at hubby David's first Galaxy game? Oh, it's worse than I thought. When does that Spice Girls reunion tour start? Can we move the date up?

From Now:

Victoria Beckham has been asked to be a cheerleader by hubby David's new football team, LA Galaxy.

Club bosses want her for a one-off performance with the pom-poms at Becks' first game against Club Deportivo Chivas on 23 August.

Posh, 33, first wowed Californian sports fans last week when she pitched the opening throw at a baseball match.

Wowed? Was it her amazing shot-putting form or was it the high-heel sneaks that impressed them the most?

'Sports fans went wild for her — and everyone's been talking about those great legs of hers. The top men at Galaxy didn't fail to notice what an impact she made.'

You mean these legs?

A stiff breeze might snap those chicken legs in two.

I must say that if you ever need good P.R. or just a good ass-kissing, Vicky's people might just be the best around.

(Hat Tip: Parlayer)