Our Celebrity Nooner: Who's Tougher? Liddell or Lohan?

More news about Maxim's Hottest Woman in the World. (Still bugging me.)

According to her ex-bodyguard Lee Weaver, Lindsay Lohan is one serious badass, drug addict.

Quotes from Weaver in News of the World:

[Lindsay] attacked a gun-wielding cocaine dealer for ripping her off, Snorted line after line with Simple Life star Nicole Richie in a TEN-HOUR binge, Slashed her wrists with knives, sobbing that she "didn't belong on this planet", enjoyed frenzied lesbian romps with scores of girls she picked up at parties ��� and even made a play for chart star Mariah Carey.

"I have looked after some of the wildest stars in Hollywood ��� but never anyone as out of control as Lindsay is. She had a total death wish and took more drugs and drank more than anyone I've met."

"In April she asked me to take her to her dealer in Beverly Hills. I knew if I refused she'd go alone ��� so I took her. He was waiting for her in some bushes. Suddenly she started screaming and punching him for selling her short.

He pulled a gun. I got out and he threatened to shoot me unless I got her to back off ��� but she kept hitting him. Luckily he got distracted and I punched him down. I dragged Lindsay into the car and drove off but she was screaming at me to go back. It was like Pulp Fiction. I knew then she was just too dangerous to be around."

Man, when bodyguards are scared to be around you, you are one insane bitch. Why do I foresee a Tonya Harding - Lindsay Lohan celebrity boxing match somewhere in the future?

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On the baseball tip, Posh Spice was at a Dodgers game yesterday, despite the fact that she has no idea what the heck the game is about. Must be nice. It was all for her "reality show", where the only thing that is real is the money she's being paid.

According to Ben Maller:

After Derek Lowe showed her how to throw a baseball, [Nomar] Garciaparra offered her a bat. "How do you hold this?" she said.

Hey, Nomar's married to a soccer star. Victoria's married to a soccer star. That's it. I have nothing else to say, just wanted to point that out. Riveting stuff, huh? Oh shut up.

(The Tips: WWTDD and Dlisted)