Our Celebrity Nooner: Michelle Marsh Has Big Boobs

We're not even completely sure who Michelle Marsh is, but it doesn't really matter, does it?

On a completely unrelated and sad note, new Galaxy-er(?) David Beckham will soon be broke. His scarecrow of a wife Posh Spice, Victoria, whatever, is spending money like she's living a real-life Brewster's Millions.

Victoria designed a $500,000 closet for her new L.A. home. It supposedly features a leather floor, Baccarat crystal chandelier, $80,000 Andy Warhol shoe print, a computer that tracks when she wears items of clothing and a camera to give her a 360-degree "cat scan" of her outfit before she steps out.

Five hundred grand for a closet ... with leather floors. Wow, I think I actually hate her.

(Sources: Dlisted and WWTDD)