Figure Skating Is Hardcore

Man, between someone hitting someone else in the knee with a lead pipe or someone getting their face slashed with a blade, figure skating is a much nastier sport than I ever imagined.

Case in point (from People):

Skating with Celebrities star Kristy Swanson was arrested late Saturday night for allegedly assaulting the ex-wife of her companion and former skating partner, Lloyd Eisler.

Well, that's one way for a B-list D-list actress to get her name back in the public eye. Did she use any of her Buffy moves to lay the smack down?

Eisler, 44, a former world champion pairs skater, and Swanson, who starred in the big-screen version of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, met in 2006 while filming the FOX reality series, and their romance created a scandal in the skating community when Eisler left his pregnant wife for her.

Left his pregnant wife for Swanson? Damn, you mean all male figure skaters aren't gay? You learn something new every day here at OBoS, don't you?