Your Saturday Recap

Yo, folks. "Teddy BallGame" here with a quick look at Saturday. The Interleague Series will return later this afternoon, after I come to grips with the fact that all I did last night was watch two Dermot Mulroney movies and drink beer (by myself, no less).

The Only Postseason Game

Senators 3, Sabres 2

Well, it's good a Canadian team is in the Cup Finals, I suppose.

MLB Interleague Play

Red Sox 13, Braves 3 (Game 1)

No one can stop the Sox.

Braves 14, Red Sox 0 (Game 2)

Except the Braves.

Mets 10, Yankees 7

This is just getting depressing to watch.

Diamondbacks 9, Pirates 8

If 17 runs are scored and no one sees it, do they make a sound?

Orioles 3, Nationals 2

The Orioles are like Giovanni Ribisi's character in Boiler Room: "Always be closing."

Reds 10, Indians 5

Brandon Phillips is now batting .429 against his former team, the Indians. Take that, Mark Shapiro!

Twins 5, Brewers 2

My friend at work told me this morning, "The Brewers are awesome." I said, "I guess you cancelled your USA Today subscription earlier this week."

Tigers 8, Cardinals 7

Shiat.

Astros 6, Rangers 1

Craig Biggio is 30 shy of 3,000. I'm talking hits, not HBP.

Blue Jays 13, Phillies 2

The spirit of Mitch Williams lives on in the City of Brotherly Love.

Marlins 7, Devil Rays 2

I heard the mascot race was cool.

Rockies 6, Royals 4

Brad Hawpe and Garrett Atkins both went yard. It's like 1997 all over again (ya know, Walker and Galarraga).

Angels 6, Dodgers 2

The Rally Monkey just pooped in Mia Hamm's hair.

Athletics 4, Giants 2

If Jack Cust ran for President right now, I think he'd win.

Mariners 7, Padres 4

The Mariners (of all people!) tagged Greg Maddux for 12 hits and 7 runs, on the same day Glavine won No. 295 and Smoltz shut out the Sox. Cue emotional music for feature on the aftermath of the Braves big three.