Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Who is the Hottest Wife/Girlfriend in Sports? (Updated)

(Click here to go to the most current match-up.)

James Blake's honey, Jennifer Scholle, served a smokin' ace on Dan Dickau's wifey Heather to move on to the second round in our tournament, scoring a definitive 62% to 38% victory.

In our next battle we see the wife of Major League pitcher Brett Tomko, Julia, taking on beach volleyball legend and wife of ubersurfer Laird Hamilton, Gabrielle Reece. Who moves on to the second round? That, my friend, is up to you!

What's this all about?

As we all know, athletes are notorious for the trim they pull. But who has done the best? We have taken it upon ourselves to find out, dammit. We chose 31 48 beauties (with the help of our fine readers) and seeded them according to our tastes. Argue with the seedings all you want in the comments section, but somebody had to do it. If you don't like it, change their rankings by simply voting for your faves as we go through the tourney.
The seeds:
1) Ingrid Vandebosch (Jeff Gordon)
2) Gisele Bundchen (Tom Brady)
3) Elin Nordegren (Tiger Woods)
4) Ashley Judd (Dario Franchitti)
5) Willa Ford (Mike Modano)
6) Lisa Dergan (Scott Podsednik)
7) Jodi Ann Paterson (Michael Andretti)
8) Kim Kardashian (Reggie Bush)
9) Alicia Rickter (Mike Piazza)
10) Julia Tomko (Brett) Advanced to Round Two.
11) Jennifer Scholle (James Blake) Advanced to Round Two.
12) Carrie Underwood (Tony Romo) Advanced to Round Two.
13) Abigail Clancy (Peter Crouch) [TKO] Rd. 1: #36 L. Posada 59% to 41%
14) Bec Cartwright (Lleyton Hewitt) Advanced to Round Two.
15) Eva Longoria (Tony Parker) Advanced to Round Two.
16) Elisha Cuthbert (Sean Avery) Advanced to Round Two.
17) Carmella DeCesare (Jeff Garcia) Advanced to Round Two.
18) Laura Cover (Aaron Boone) Advanced to Round Two.
19) Jennifer Walcott (Adam Archuleta) Advanced to Round Two.
20) Tamia Hill (Grant) [KO] Rd. 1: #29 A. Benson 78% to 22%
21) Danielle Gamba (Nick Swisher) Advanced to Round Two.
22) Victoria Beckham (David) [DEC] Rd. 1: #27 C. Tweedy 54% to 46%
23) Aleka Kamila (Peja Stojakovic) Advanced to Round Two.
24) Angie Harmon (Jason Sehorn) [TKO] Rd. 1: #25 C. Cameron 59% to 41%
25) Candace Cameron (Valeri Bure) Advanced to Round Two.
26) Melanie Slade (Theo Walcott) [DEC] Rd. 1: #23 A. Kamila 52% to 48%
27) Cheryl Tweedy (Ashley Cole) Advanced to Round Two.
28) Pilar Sanders (Deion) [KO] Rd. 1: #21 D. Gamba 89% to 11%
29) Anna Benson (Kris) Advanced to Round Two.
30) Amy Mickelson (Phil) [KO] Rd. 1: #19 J. Walcott 82% to 18%
31) Danielle Lloyd (Teddy Sheringham) [DEC] Rd. 1: #18 L. Cover 51% to 49%
32) Lisa Guerrero (Scott Erickson) [KO] Rd. 1: #17 C. DeCesare 78% to 22%
33) Heather Mitts (A.J. Feeley) [KO] Rd. 1: #16 E. Cuthbert 80% to 20%
34) Yeliz Okur (Mehmet) [KO] Rd. 1: #15 E. Longoria 75% to 25%
35) Vanessa Bryant (Kobe) [DEC] Rd. 1: #14 B. Cartwright 52% to 48%
36) Laura Posada (Jorge) Advanced to Round Two.
37) Millie De La Hoya (Oscar) [TKO] Rd. 1: #12 Carrie Underwood 68% to 32%
38) Heather Dickau (Dan) [TKO] Rd. 1: #11 Jennifer Scholle 62% to 38%
39) Gabrielle Reece (Laird Hamilton) [KO] Rd. 1: #10 Julia Tomko 71% to 29%
40) Melissa Lima (Jose)
41) Carly Zucker (Joe Cole)
42) Pamela Anderson (David Binn)
43) Sonya Toms (David)
44) Cynthia Rodriguez (Alex)
45) Jenna Jameson (Tito Ortiz)
46) Bridgette Wilson (Pete Sampras)
47) Jennie Finch (Casey Daigle)
48) Elisabeth Hasselbeck (Tim)

CURRENT MATCHUP
#10 Julia Tomko (Brett) vs. #39 Gabrielle Reece (Laird Hamilton)
(Hint: If you want to see more of them, click on their link above or do a Google search on them. Fair warning though, some of these women's Google searches will be NSFW.)


POLL CLOSED
Final Results (92 votes):
Julia Tomko (Brett) 71%
Gabrielle Reece (Laird Hamilton) 29%

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3 comment(s):

Zach Landres-Schnur said...

what's tomko's maiden name? she looks like a Playmate or something.

Larry Brown said...

alright, that's it. How the fuck did Tomko land that?

DCScrap said...

Maiden name is Julia Schultz, and she is a Playmate.