Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Who is the Hottest Wife/Girlfriend in Sports? (Updated)

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Well that was quick. Should we call it a first round TKO? Tony Romo's American Idol wasted no time in knocking out Oscar De La Hoya's wife, Millie, in round one with a 2-to-1 margin of victory.

Next up in the squared circle is our #11 seed Jennifer Scholle, sweetheart of tennis player James Blake, going up against former Blazers cheerleader and wife of ex-NBA-er Dan Dickau, Heather. Who moves on to the second round? That, my friend, is up to you!

What's this all about?

As we all know, athletes are notorious for the trim they pull. But who has done the best? We have taken it upon ourselves to find out, dammit. We chose 31 48 beauties (with the help of our fine readers) and seeded them according to our tastes. Argue with the seedings all you want in the comments section, but somebody had to do it. If you don't like it, change their rankings by simply voting for your faves as we go through the tourney.
The seeds:
1) Ingrid Vandebosch (Jeff Gordon)
2) Gisele Bundchen (Tom Brady)
3) Elin Nordegren (Tiger Woods)
4) Ashley Judd (Dario Franchitti)
5) Willa Ford (Mike Modano)
6) Lisa Dergan (Scott Podsednik)
7) Jodi Ann Paterson (Michael Andretti)
8) Kim Kardashian (Reggie Bush)
9) Alicia Rickter (Mike Piazza)
10) Julia Tomko (Brett)
11) Jennifer Scholle (James Blake) Advanced to Round Two.
12) Carrie Underwood (Tony Romo) Advanced to Round Two.
13) Abigail Clancy (Peter Crouch) [TKO] Rd. 1: #36 L. Posada 59% to 41%
14) Bec Cartwright (Lleyton Hewitt) Advanced to Round Two.
15) Eva Longoria (Tony Parker) Advanced to Round Two.
16) Elisha Cuthbert (Sean Avery) Advanced to Round Two.
17) Carmella DeCesare (Jeff Garcia) Advanced to Round Two.
18) Laura Cover (Aaron Boone) Advanced to Round Two.
19) Jennifer Walcott (Adam Archuleta) Advanced to Round Two.
20) Tamia Hill (Grant) [KO] Rd. 1: #29 A. Benson 78% to 22%
21) Danielle Gamba (Nick Swisher) Advanced to Round Two.
22) Victoria Beckham (David) [DEC] Rd. 1: #27 C. Tweedy 54% to 46%
23) Aleka Kamila (Peja Stojakovic) Advanced to Round Two.
24) Angie Harmon (Jason Sehorn) [TKO] Rd. 1: #25 C. Cameron 59% to 41%
25) Candace Cameron (Valeri Bure) Advanced to Round Two.
26) Melanie Slade (Theo Walcott) [DEC] Rd. 1: #23 A. Kamila 52% to 48%
27) Cheryl Tweedy (Ashley Cole) Advanced to Round Two.
28) Pilar Sanders (Deion) [KO] Rd. 1: #21 D. Gamba 89% to 11%
29) Anna Benson (Kris) Advanced to Round Two.
30) Amy Mickelson (Phil) [KO] Rd. 1: #19 J. Walcott 82% to 18%
31) Danielle Lloyd (Teddy Sheringham) [DEC] Rd. 1: #18 L. Cover 51% to 49%
32) Lisa Guerrero (Scott Erickson) [KO] Rd. 1: #17 C. DeCesare 78% to 22%
33) Heather Mitts (A.J. Feeley) [KO] Rd. 1: #16 E. Cuthbert 80% to 20%
34) Yeliz Okur (Mehmet) [KO] Rd. 1: #15 E. Longoria 75% to 25%
35) Vanessa Bryant (Kobe) [DEC] Rd. 1: #14 B. Cartwright 52% to 48%
36) Laura Posada (Jorge) Advanced to Round Two.
37) Millie De La Hoya (Oscar) [TKO] Rd. 1: #12 Carrie Underwood 68% to 32%
38) Heather Dickau (Dan) [TKO] Rd. 1: #11 Jennifer Scholle 62% to 38%
39) Gabrielle Reece (Laird Hamilton)
40) Melissa Lima (Jose)
41) Carly Zucker (Joe Cole)
42) Pamela Anderson (David Binn)
43) Sonya Toms (David)
44) Cynthia Rodriguez (Alex)
45) Jenna Jameson (Tito Ortiz)
46) Bridgette Wilson (Pete Sampras)
47) Jennie Finch (Casey Daigle)
48) Elisabeth Hasselbeck (Tim)

#11 Jennifer Scholle (James Blake) v. #38 Heather Dickau (Dan)
(Hint: If you want to see more of them, click on their link above or do a Google search on them. Fair warning though, some of these women's Google searches will be NSFW.)

Final Results (127 votes):
Jennifer Scholle (James Blake) 62%
Heather Dickau (Dan) 38%

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WastingCompanyTime6 said...

How the hell did Dan Dickau pull that??

Sportscolumn.com said...

forget Dan Dickau.. James Blake should never leave the house.