Friday, May 4, 2007

Who is the Hottest Wife/Girlfriend in Sports? (Updated)

(Click here to go to the most current match-up.)

It's over, it's all over!! Our #7 seed, Eva Longoria, Tony Parker's lovely and desperate housewife laid the whoopin' stick on our #26 seed, wife of Mehmet Okur, Yeliz. Eva moves on to round two after a 75% to 25% thrashing of the former Miss Turkey.

Next up in the ring we have our #6 seed Lleyton Hewitt's PYT, Bec Cartwright, going up against our #27 seed, Mrs. Kobe Bryant, Vanessa. Who moves on? That, my friend, is up to you!

(We ran into better candidates since we started this tourney so we are making some changes for Round One, including adding Miss Mitts and Mrs. Lima.)

What's this all about?

As we all know, athletes are notorious for the trim they pull. But who has done the best? We have taken it upon ourselves to find out, dammit. We chose 31 beauties and seeded them according to our tastes. Argue with the seedings all you want in the comments section, but somebody had to do it. If you don't like it, change their rankings by simply voting for your faves as we go through the tourney.

Why 31? It seems an odd number, doesn't it? Yes, it does. Since we knew there would be controversy over who we chose, we left the 32nd seed open and are going to let YOU decide who we left out. Just enter your choice in the comments and why we should have her as the winner of the "play-in game" and she'll make the tourney.
The seeds:
1) Ingrid Vandebosch (Jeff Gordon)
2) Gisele Bundchen (Tom Brady)
3) Elin Nordegren (Tiger Woods)
4) Chelsea Cooley (Joe Mauer) replaces Veronica Varekova (Petr Nedved)
5) Ashley Judd (Dario Franchitti)
6) Bec Cartwright (Lleyton Hewitt)
7) Eva Longoria (Tony Parker) Advanced to Round Two.
8) Elisha Cuthbert (Sean Avery) Advanced to Round Two.
9) Carmella DeCesare (Jeff Garcia) Advanced to Round Two.
10) Laura Cover (Aaron Boone) Advanced to Round Two.
11) Jennifer Walcott (Adam Archuleta) Advanced to Round Two.
12) Tamia Hill (Grant) [L] Rd. 1: #21 A. Benson 78% to 22%
13) Danielle Gamba (Nick Swisher) Advanced to Round Two.
14) Victoria Beckham (David) [L] Rd. 1: #19 C. Tweedy 54% to 46%
15) Aleka Kamila (Peja Stojakovic) Advanced to Round Two.
16) Angie Harmon (Jason Sehorn) [L] Rd. 1: #17 C. Cameron 59% to 41%
17) Candace Cameron (Valeri Bure) Advanced to Round Two.
18) Melanie Slade (Theo Walcott) [L] Rd. 1: #15 A. Kamila 52% to 48%
19) Cheryl Tweedy (Ashley Cole) Advanced to Round Two.
20) Pilar Sanders (Deion) [L] Rd. 1: #13 D. Gamba 89% to 11%
21) Anna Benson (Kris) Advanced to Round Two.
22) Amy Mickelson (Phil) [L] Rd. 1: #11 J. Walcott 82% to 18%
23) Danielle Lloyd (Teddy Sheringham) [L] Rd. 1: #10 L. Cover 51% to 49%
24) Lisa Guerrero (Scott Erickson) [L] Rd. 1: #9 C. DeCesare 78% to 22%
25) Heather Mitts (A.J. Feeley) [L] Rd. 1: #8 E. Cuthbert 80% to 20%
26) Yeliz Okur (Mehmet) [L] Rd. 1: #7 E. Longoria 75% to 25%
27) Vanessa Bryant (Kobe)
28) Gabrielle Reece (Laird Hamilton)
29) Buffy Waltrip (Michael) Melissa Lima (Jose)
30) Bridgette Wilson (Pete Sampras)
31) Jennie Finch (Casey Daigle)
32) Write-in ________YOU TELL US!________


CURRENT MATCHUP
#6 Bec Cartwright (Lleyton Hewitt) v. #27 Vanessa Bryant (Kobe)
(Hint: If you want to see more of them, click on their link above or do a Google search on them. Fair warning though, some of these women's Google searches will be NSFW.)


POLL CLOSED
Final Results (93 votes):
Bec Cartwright (Lleyton Hewitt) 52%
Vanessa Bryant (Kobe) 48%

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6 comments:

Zach Landres-Schnur said...

i'm not familiar with this bec cartwright, but she's waaay hot. could use a boob job though :)

Matt Hinrichs said...

how bout anna benson

Anonymous said...

Brett Tomko's wife should be considered, she's a former Playboy playmate.

Anonymous said...

Here's some pics to aid with the voting: http://home.swipnet.se/~w-128996/nude/nude.html

the butler said...

The Big Lead just put up a post about Reggie Bush's new gal, Kim Kardashian.

She should be in hands down.

nick b said...

who in their right mind voted for bec cartwright over vanessa bryant? unbelievable