We've lost the fat man and we're running lean.

I'm just mad about Saffron. Saffron's mad about me. (Kissing Suzy Kolber)

The career of an NFL cheerleader is as exciting as it is fleeting. After leaving the life of pom-poms in their wake retired cheerleaders usually go on to live relatively mundane lives. Every now and then somebody special comes along, you just might not know it at the time. Take for example former Dallas Cowgirl Aahoo Jahansouzshahi (although for some reason she adopted the stage name of "Sarah Shahi")...

Which is Your Favorite Redskins Cheerleader Uniform? (Professional Cheerleader Blog)

The Cheerleaders are wearing their "white" uniforms, that I believe were just practice uniforms at first. But we have been seeing them more and more often. It seems to pretty popular with the Redskins fans, based on the comments I've heard at various appearances.

Suzyn Waldman's feelings are hurt (Valentine's Views)

New York Yankees radio broadcaster Suzyn Waldman apparently doesn't like being made fun of. And, if you follow the Yankees you know that Waldman has been the butt of a lot of jokes ever since she more or less wet herself during Roger Clemens' announcement that he was returning to New York.

Quincy Carter Suspended by Arena Football Team (The FanHouse)

The suspension was for missing team meetings, and it's just the latest example of how a guy who is talented enough that he started for the Cowboys as a rookie has proven incapable of conducting himself like a professional.

What, Exactly, Did Michael Jordan Teach Us? (True Hoop)

"Be Like Mike" was a great marketing gimmick, and, for most of us, a pipe dream. But for many of the super athletic young players in the NBA today, it's a real dream. And how could it not be so? NBA players will continue to be obsessed with him for decades to come. Every player in the NBA must want, on some level, to recreate what Michael Jordan had.

Romario Scores 1000th Goal Thanks To Fuzzy Math (Lion in Oil)

Romario counts 71 of his goals towards the 1,000 that he scored as a teenager, as well as those he scored during his amateur days. Goals scored in training games and unofficial matches also somehow made it into the tally. To make things even murkier, his total has had to be revised a number of times. He previously had counted goals scored in matches that never actually happened, as well as games that ended 0-0.