Weekend Potpourri (Early Saturday Edition)

Carol Brady as you never knew her (RandBall)

We would have been fairly certain we could have put the following word combination together and been the first to ever do it: ���Florence Henderson Indy 500 Sexy Cheesecake Photos.��� And then we happened upon eBay yesterday evening while working on an Indy 500 item for the Newspaper of the Twin Cities, and we found out just how wrong that assumption was.

The Open Letter Series: Barry Bonds (A Price Above Bip Roberts)

Dear Barry, We're going to ignore all the obvious stuff - Aaron not coming, Selig not coming, the drugs - because we find that kind of banal. The most interesting thing about you, we've always felt, is that you're probably more representative of America than anyone wants to admit. You sold out.

Am I the Only One Who Doesn���t Like UFC? (Sportable)

I simply can���t understand the appeal of UFC. I am a boxing fan, and one would think this would make a transition into watching UFC a lot easier. This isn���t the case at all for me. I don���t enjoy watching UFC fights. It���s simply a street fight. There is little to no technique used to win, and while there is no doubt that these guys are great athletes and imposing physical specimen, what they do isn���t a sport, it���s a brawl.

Odds to win the Indy 500--I promise a nice picture of Danica (FanIQ Blog)

Sunday marks the best day of the racing calendar with the 91st running of the Indianapolis 500 (Sunday, 1:00, ABC). As I did last year, I'll be playing handicapper as a way of previewing the race. This is, of course, for recreational purposes only.

JOSE HOODWINKS USA TODAY INTO NOTING BOGUS SHOW (SPORTSby BROOKS)

USAT notes Canseco recently said that he had "received wild responses from fans who want to participate" in his upcoming reality show. Problem #1: The show doesn't exist (Canseco has made futile attempts to pitch the show to various cable networks).