I've been waitin' out their marriage for three years.

Profiles In Courage (Jackie & Fritz)

The enablers say that athletes can't make sacrifices because it might cost them enormous sums of money. Truth is, they can't do it because they are unable to do something selfless and that doesn't come with a large check.

If You���re About To Fight Someone Capable Of Killing Another Human With His Bare Hands? Why Not Get Drunk Beforehand? (Parlayer)

Apparently former UFC champion Chuck Liddell was busy making Vin Baker look like A.C. Green in the week leading up to his bout with Quentin ���Rampage��� Jackson for the UFC championship. This, of course, is an extremely logical course of action.

Woman Pleads Guilty To Attempting To Extort Money From Bart Starr (AHN)

Hall of Fame quarterback Bart Starr's name resurfaced over this weekend in a rather bizarre case as an 81-year old Texas woman pleaded guilty to trying to extort $2 million from the former Green Bay Packers star.

Michael Andretti retires -- again (AP)

"I'm glad I did what I did," Andretti said Monday about his last two races at Indy. "It was all good, but I was going crazy this month. I just felt there were a lot of things I could have been doing for the team and I couldn't do. So then it just distracts you. It's just too stressful and too much."

Korean fans flock to see the "Hulk" in underpants (Reuters)

SK Wyverns coach Lee Man-soo did not need a home run to round the bases at Incheon's Munhak Stadium -- all it took was a pair of underpants and fake buttocks. The former Chicago White Sox bullpen catcher, known as the "Hulk" to local fans, promised last month he would strip to his underwear if the stadium sold out by Saturday's deadline.

Begging and pleading; keep Dunn (Diamond Hoggers)

I am pleading. I am begging. This would be the biggest mistake in the history of Reds baseball. There is nothing out there that is worth one of the most dominating offensive presences in the game at age 27. I don't care how much we lose. I don't care what the record is this season.