The A-Rod And Big Unit Are Still Available Though

Personally, we're waiting for the "Danica P." and "Amanda B." to come out.

From Reuters:

German sex shop chain Beate Uhse must pay German soccer stars Michael Ballack and Oliver Kahn 50,000 euros ($67,380) each for using their names for vibrators without permission, the company said Monday.

The company had marketed the sex toys, dubbed "Michael B." and "Olli K.," before Germany hosted the World Cup in 2006.

Although the surnames of the two German soccer stars were not used, it was clear they referred to Chelsea midfielder Michael Ballack and Bayern Munich goalkeeper Oliver Kahn.

NASCAR needs to jump on this. They have already shown that they'll endorse anything. Can you imagine the sales of the "Dale E. Jr." and "Jeff G." at those big-ass trailers they park out front of all of their events? They'd make a fortune.