Yeah, Yeah, Hockey Playoffs, Something, Something ...

There is something we don't want to get lost in all the Luongo stops 72 shots in 4OT, Felix Hernandez, Ichiro, Dice-K melodrama. That's all fine and dandy, but lest we forget, "We are down to the FINAL TWO in the NBA Dance Team Playoffs!"

It's been a hard fought battle, but once again the 2006 Champion Miami Heat strippers cheerleaders dancers are in the finals. Miami handed Toronto a decisive 62% to 38% defeat in the semis.

The Heat dancers will be dueling it out with the Houston Rockets strippers cheerleaders dancers, who squeaked into the finals with a 54% to 46% victory over Denver, for the title of trampiest best dancers in the NBA.

Don't take this right you are given as an American for granted! Be sure to make your vote count. We know that we have personally spent hours looking for porn videos of these women studying the choreography and athletic talent of these women as we ponder our decision as to whom to elect into this yearlong reign of wonderment. (I have no idea what I am even typing anymore.)