Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Who is the Hottest Wife/Girlfriend in Sports? (Updated)

(Click here to go to the most current match-up.)

Alright, it usually doesn't take less than 24 hours to determine a winner, but we are going to put Pilar Sanders out of her misery. Nick Swisher's busty babe Danielle Gamba is laying the lumber to Deion's honey. The mercy rule is in full effect as Danielle takes a decisive 89% to 11% of the vote to move on to Round Two.

Next up on the card is #12 seed, the lovely and talented Mrs. Grant Hill, Tamia. She will be doing battle with our #21 seed, wife of Orioles pitcher Kris Benson, Anna. Who moves on? That, my friend, is up to you!

What's this all about?

As we all know, athletes are notorious for the trim they pull. But who has done the best? We have taken it upon ourselves to find out, dammit. We chose 31 beauties and seeded them according to our tastes. Argue with the seedings all you want in the comments section, but somebody had to do it. If you don't like it, change their rankings by simply voting for your faves as we go through the tourney.

Why 31? It seems an odd number, doesn't it? Yes, it does. Since we knew there would be controversy over who we chose, we left the 32nd seed open and are going to let YOU decide who we left out. Just enter your choice in the comments and why we should have her as the winner of the "play-in game" and she'll make the tourney.
The seeds:
1) Ingrid Vandebosch (Jeff Gordon)
2) Gisele Bundchen (Tom Brady)
3) Elin Nordegren (Tiger Woods)
4) Chelsea Cooley (Joe Mauer) replaces Veronica Varekova (Petr Nedved)
5) Ashley Judd (Dario Franchitti)
6) Bec Cartwright (Lleyton Hewitt)
7) Eva Longoria (Tony Parker)
8) Elisha Cuthbert (Sean Avery) replaces Gia Allemand (Carl Pavano)
9) Carmella DeCesare (Jeff Garcia)
10) Laura Cover (Aaron Boone)
11) Jennifer Walcott (Adam Archuleta)
12) Tamia Hill (Grant) [L] Rd. 1: #21 A. Benson 78% to 22%
13) Danielle Gamba (Nick Swisher) Advanced to Round Two.
14) Victoria Beckham (David) [L] Rd. 1: #19 C. Tweedy 54% to 46%
15) Aleka Kamila (Peja Stojakovic) Advanced to Round Two.
16) Angie Harmon (Jason Sehorn) [L] Rd. 1: #17 C. Cameron 59% to 41%
17) Candace Cameron (Valeri Bure) Advanced to Round Two.
18) Melanie Slade (Theo Walcott) [L] Rd. 1: #15 A. Kamila 52% to 48%
19) Cheryl Tweedy (Ashley Cole) Advanced to Round Two.
20) Pilar Sanders (Deion) [L] Rd. 1: #13 D. Gamba 89% to 11%
21) Anna Benson (Kris) Advanced to Round Two.
22) Amy Mickelson (Phil)
23) Danielle Lloyd (Teddy Sheringham)
24) Lisa Guerrero (Scott Erickson)
25) Sheree Murphy (Harry Kewell)
26) Yeliz Okur (Mehmet)
27) Vanessa Bryant (Kobe)
28) Gabrielle Reece (Laird Hamilton)
29) Buffy Waltrip (Michael)
30) Bridgette Wilson (Pete Sampras)
31) Jennie Finch (Casey Daigle)
32) Write-in ________YOU TELL US!________


CURRENT MATCHUP
#12 Tamia Hill (Grant) v. #21 Anna Benson
(Hint: If you want to see more of them, click on their link above.)


POLL CLOSED
Final Results (92 votes):
Anna Benson (Kris): 78%
Tamia Hill (Grant): 22%

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Don't forget to tell us who YOU want to be the #32 seed!
Named so far: Carolyn Hughes (Derek Lowe), Heather Mitts (A.J. Feeley), Jennifer Scholle (James Blake), Sonya Toms (David), Jeannie Buss (Phil Jackson), Heather Dickau (Dan), and Eva Busch (Kurt).

2 comments:

NFL Adam said...

I'm out since Angie Harmon lost. No seriously, I'm out.

Jerks!

Anonymous said...

Jose Lima's wife should be the 32 seed.