Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Three Words: Naked Women's Wrestling (Updated)

Someone finally decided to read all the letters I have been sending to TV producers!

Carmen Electra Leads the Naked Revolution (PRNewswire)

121 Ventures Inc. is proud to announce that a brand new Pay-Per-View from Carmen Electra's Naked Women's Wrestling League will debut in America at 11:30 EDT on April 10, and be rebroadcast through June, 2007.
Gladys, cancel all my appointments for today! I have new plans!
Naked Revolution features the debuts of Reality TV Star Mandy Weaver, as well as hardcore wrestling Queens April Hunter and Annie Social! Shot before a crowd of thousands of screaming naked wrestling fans, Carmen Electra appears live at the largest NWWL event to date.
So there have been events like this going on before?! Why wasn't I notified?!
Another celebrity making an appearance at Naked Revolution is the
outrageous and infamous Mary Carey, whose reputation for stealing the
spotlight and creating havoc everywhere she goes finds its way into naked
wrestling ring.
Whatever. I don't know who any of these people are other than Carmen, and I don't care. They're naked! As their slogan says, "The clothes are off ... the war is on!" Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!

UPDATE: WE HAVE VIDEO!

4 comments:

Vin said...

This is the best news I've heard all day. Sign me up for Womens Naked Wrestling payperview. I don't care how much it is.

By the way, I hope this is the good kind of naked and not the fixing a bike kind of naked.

boyhowdy said...

"Shot before a crowd of thousands of screaming naked wrestling fans"

Wait, the crowd is naked too? I'm not so sure about this. Picture the people in the stands at your typical wrestling event, then picture them naked. Eeeewwwww!

larrybrownsports.com said...

Jeez, I dunno, April and that Annie chick kinda scare me...they got bigger guns than half the players in the NBa.

NFL Adam said...

Wow. How come somebody didn't think of this before?