This Isn't Going To Help Pacman Score With The Co-eds At WVU

Since we've been heavy on the hot chicks this afternoon, we'll now post something for the ladies, uh, sort of ... O.K., maybe not.

Recently some publication named The Phoenix posted a list of The 100 Unsexiest Men of 2007. Not surprisingly many sports figures made the cut.

Coming in at #90 was John Kruk. #90?! Man if he is #90, we are scared to read any more, but for you, our loyal reader, we'll press on (with one eye closed).

#74 on the list was Peyton Manning. Now we know Manning is no heartthrob like Athletic Fonzie, but to be only 16 spots above Krukie is a one Hell of an insult to the Super Bowl champ. Eli, maybe, but not the guy who is six-foot-five with a rocket for an arm.

The Boss, George Steinbrenner, comes in at #72, making Peyton's ranking just that much more insulting. Who ranked these guys anyway?

Larry Legend holds down the #62 position on the list. Yeah, looks never were Bird's strong suit. If making three-bombs and ridiculous no-look passes were attractive Bird would be on the cover of People. Unfortunately, they don't.

Here's another surprise. The Big Ugly, Randy Johnson, is only ranked 57th. The women doing the voting on this list must have really bad vision.

Alright, we're bored, let's cut to the chase:
#55 Ronaldinho (Could pass for Barbaro on a bad day.)
#53 Bud Selig (Should be much, much higher on the list.)
#45 The Duke Lacrosse Team (Huh? We don't get it.)
#43 Pacman Jones (The ladies of Vegas would agree.)
#40 Curt Schilling (Because he HAS TO BE on every list.)
#37 Tony Kornheiser (A face made for radio.)
#31 Bill Belichick (Can still pull the women though.)
#25 O.J. Simpson (Being a double-murderer lowers your sexy factor.)

This list sucks. No way Scottie Pippen, Julian Tavarez, or one of those guys from the WNBA did not make it.

(The Tip: Deadspin via The FanHouse)