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Finger Jousting. Say it with me. Finger ... Jousting. The sport of the socially-disadvantaged, who will someday make more money than you, and probably be your boss by the year 2013, if not sooner.

These people are serious about their Finger Jousting too. Just check out the summary for the video:

The Majigger at the Mall was a finger jousting event sanctioned by the World Finger Jousting Federation, the global governing body over the sport of finger jousting.

The ... global ... governing ... body. (slackjawed silence)

It was hosted at the LaGrange Mall in LaGrange, Georgia in the court area near Belk's and Power Play.

I believe that's where the NCAA Final Four is going to be held in 2009.

Many exciting finger jousting matches took place, and the event had a good turnout. A table was set up where pre-released WFJF t-shirts were raffled off and where patrons could learn about finger jousting, the federation, and how to become a member. The Lord of the Joust gave speeches thoroughout the event and many notable members attended including Bobby "Bobbo" Patrick, the namesake for the bobbo lance.

Anyone know a good copyright lawyer? These punks stole my porn name, Bobbo Lance.

During the course of the event, filming and photographing went on. This footage was filmed by Nick Mayfield and edited by the Lord of the Joust.

They even have a Web site: www.FingerJoust.com. Just in case you want to learn more about your future superiors.