John Kruk's Hair Is A Living, Breathing Entity

Our good friends over at The Sports Hernia have brought something to our attention to which I think Major League Baseball and George Mitchell might need to devote a little of their all-important investigation time.

Take it away, Hernia:

In what first appeared to be a rather confusing tribute to Barry Melrose and his trademark Seal Mullet, John Kruk's new look has quickly turned into an evolving beast. As we sit here barely a week into the baseball season, the Kruk version of the Seal Mullet has already begun to rebel against it's host. A lethal combination of benzaldehyde, nicotine, jello, and studio sweat have formed like a toxic drink, creating an army of preposterous curls, inevitably sending viewers into a panic to find the remote.

My thoughts? I think it's real simple. Krukie just needs to start washing his hands during the commercial breaks after scarfing down his once-every-quarter-hour 7-Layer Burrito before running his hands through his hair. That or he is seriously considering going for the heavyweight title over at Rate My Mullet.