Get Everything You Own Down On The Lakers' Playoff Opponent

Since we started the day by covering news posted in a British newspaper about an incredibly shallow person who thinks his tattoo is news, let's keep the mind-numbing British celebrity scoop train rolling, shall we?

From the Star:

BRITNEY Spears could soon be getting up to some ���lanky panky��� with a 6ft 8in basketball player.

The pop princess is set to go out on a date with LA Lakers star Luke Walton.

And his pals say they will be perfect partners ��� because Britney, 25, is fresh out of rehab and Luke, 27, is on the wagon during his team���s run-in to the NBA play-offs.

I am planning on betting my house, car, kids, shoes, underwear, everything I have on the Lakers going out in the first round of the playoffs now. Seriously, how is Luke going to be able to concentrate on defending his opponent when his new GFF is being booed at his games?

The source added: ���Luke���s all man ��� not like Federline or any of the guys that she���s been used to.

���If anyone can sweep her off her feet, he can ��� literally.���

Just be careful when you do it, Luke. You don't want her wig to accidentally fly off.

(The Tip: The Association)