Amobi Okoye Is Not Scared Of Chuck Norris

In their never-ending quest to uncover little-known facts about athletes that the average sports media outlets don't ever seem to report, The Sports Hernia has once again come up with an Exclusive.

This time their crack(ed) staff of in-depth researchers discovered some little-known facts about 19-year-old wunderkind Amobi Okoye, who is expected to be taken early in the upcoming NFL draft.

Here is a snapshot of their recent findings:

AGE/ ACCOMPLISHMENT
* 5 - taught his teacher how to read
* 7 - beat Aquaman in a fish-talking contest
* 8 - arm wrestled a grizzly bear
* 9 - cooked flapjacks for his entire class on a bunson burner
* 11 - grew a beard, which grew arms, that subsequently bench-pressed 3 live alligators
* 11.5 - took Michelle Sway, the prettiest high school senior, to the prom. That night he won Prom King and boned her and her twin cousin under the bleachers
* 12 - started for his high school varsity football
* 13 - leg-pressed a car
* 13.5 - shotgunned a keg of Fosters
* 14 - ran a marathon backwards
* 14.25 - ate 9 Saltines in one minute
* 15 - extinguished the Marlboro Man's cigarette without confrontation
* 16 - defeated The Hart Foundation at SummerSlam
* 17 - sh*t on Mt. Everest

At Our Book of Scrap, we fully expect him to opt out of the NFL Draft and simply declare himself to be the 33rd franchise and compete in a full 16 game NFL schedule all by himself. Sports books already have him listed as a 6 to 1 favorite to have a better record than the Lions.