A Simple, Little Post About Scary Girls, Hot Girls, And Sandals With Booze In Them
Back on March 2, we chronicled the nastiness that is our former pedophiliac crush Ashley Olsen and how disappointed we were after years of counting the days until the twins turned 18 that they turned out to be, well, not so good. So, just in case you missed that first post, here's some more nightmare fuel for you.
Uncle Joey really needs to set these girls down for a talk (and a few sandwiches). No need for a Would You Do... for these two. Now the only way you'd hit one of these girls is if you were so drunk you were drinking out of a shoe. Luckily for us, there is such a thing.
Just to cleanse you of that frightening photo of the Olsen twins and allow you to still get some sound sleep tonight, here's a shot of C-Ag doing her best fellatio-mouthed version of blowing out the birthday candles.
There, we all feel better now.
(The Tips: The Superficial and Geekologie)
1 comment(s):
Agreed, there has been very little quite as disappointing as the Olsens' post-legal era.
C.A., however, is beyond hot. Never thought she'd be the one who didn't end up with two kids, a retarded husband, and an overnight bill from three rehabs.
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