Maybe Athletes Just Need To Stop Going Online

Rangers pitcher C.J. Wilson has a MySpace page. He is friends with teammate Brandon McCarthy, who also has a MySpace page. Harmless fun, right? Uh, well, maybe not ...

C.J.'s idea of funny.

On the heels of USC's White Power debacle, maybe it's time for athletes to start using fake names. Let us be the first to help. Fellas, click here and use the name given to you if you absolutely have to post racist photos and cartoons on the Interweb. Or here's an even better idea: maybe you could just not be total dipsh*t racists. I wonder how C.J.'s numerous black teammates and opponents feel about his sense of humor. I sure hope a "foul ball" doesn't find C.J.'s ear this spring.

(The Tip: Deadspin)